2009-05-26
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Thursday evening, May 21st, the BDFGA participants start to gather at Jake's house.
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Booman was the official person to get the 2009 tour underway (apparently she couldn't wait for the traditional "first tee off of the tournament picture").
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Gutzwiller gets his EMLO initial round started.
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Mitch, Asslix, and Daryl play the first round together.
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Tubby watches as Shawn, Landen, and Rahe play hole #1.
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Jake tees off on hole 1.
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Casey, one of the 5 rookies, starts his round.
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For only the second time in his BDFGA career Feller would go on to finish outside the top 10.
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Gutzwiller, Booman, and Black Dave add up scores after the front nine.
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Gutzwiller gets stuck on the roof (there was quite a bit of that going around).
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Just look at the focus on Rahe's face....Bogey!
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Nice action shot of Shawn.
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Landen tries to put some "body english" on his shot.
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Heil, Casey, and Jake add scores from the front 9 (anyone have a calculator for Jake).
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Feller up on the side roof.
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Shawn up on the roof.
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Rahe with his famous tongue-in-cheek follow through.
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Zach up on the roof.
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Another good action shot--this time of Heil.
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Weber arrives.
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Commissioner Colt starts his first round.
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Big Rahe Daddy gets a hole-in-one!
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Daryl throwing his first round.
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Loot at the determination on Black Dave's face.
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The crowd at the clubhouse looks on.
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Daryl tries to distract Rahe with his sweet body.
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A series of pictures follows showing who wins this shotgun race.
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I'm saying Tyler won...
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...and last to finish looks like Zach...
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...but wait...
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...yeah, Jake wasn't really finished.
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These guys are showing how much girth they have.
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Ben S. poses for his hole-in-one (classic pose!)
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I believe Colt is dancing here, that or swatting a bug.
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Commissioner Jake's seemingly mandatory self portrait picture.
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Fats always has the airplane look to his follow through.
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Joe teeing off.
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Mitch and Gutzwiller playing posties.
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Not many were there to witness George and B.J. shotgun late on Thursday night....
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...but George may have been able to shotgun 3 or 4 by the time B.J. finished.
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B.J. tries to wake his twin up.
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Jake and B.J. with one of their bosses--Tim.
B.J. had to go to work the next morning--good thing Jake did not.
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Ben S. and Padgett starting things off on Friday.
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Weber did not get stuck on the roof, not even once. Here he is getting Beth's frisbee off.
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Cobb and George get ready to play together.
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Beth throwing, she wound up second in the woman's division. If only Prickel could throw in that division maybe he could get a top 3 finish!
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Lisa and Kendra posing together mid-round.
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Biz gets stuck on the roof on hole 18...that's a round killer.
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George throwing from the deep shit.
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Biz taps in.
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Clare (another of the rookies) throws from inside the car?!
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Jake flexes his guns
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Weber tees off.
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Nick Kaiser tees off in his first ever BDFGA event.
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Kaiser, B.J., and Clayton, walk to the first hole.
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Rookie Cobb tees off on hole 1.
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The Weber family is here. Total Webers at the tournament=6.
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Shawn playing out of the rough on hole 18.
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Hartman and Kevin B. mid high-5.
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Lisa walks with Megan and Kyle
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B.J. shows Kaiser and Clayton how it is done.
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Damn lefties!
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Kaiser finishing up his first round.
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Tyler puts all he's got into this throw.
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I had typed George taps in, but I don't think he is going to make it over the back-stop here.
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Nightmares...that is the only word that comes to my mind when I see this picture...seriously imagine that face and hair coming at you!
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Kyle climbs the tree for the frisbee...but did not do what Jake did last year http://www.bdfga.com/history/pics/miller2008-20.jpg
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Dawn look excited to get her round started with Jon.
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If I remember correctly Kaiser may have been up there a few times.
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I don't know if Biz is looking at something or just posing.
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Heil would wind up getting his first ever BDFGA top 10.
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Clayton and Beth throwing their second round.
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It looks like whoever was taking this picture was trying to focus on what was going on behind Colt.
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It's tough to see around Jake here, but he is trying to kiss Clayton.
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Some people had never heard the term Albatross. But it means 3 under par. Hartman got (at least what was believed to be) the first albatross in BDFGA history--a 2 on the par 5 hole over the house.
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Doggy gets stuck on the roof.
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Not long after Hartman did it, Megan got an albatross on the same hole. Definitely a first for the woman, and probably only the second one ever.
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Steve preparing for fatherhood.
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Steve and Ella
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Bobcat's before picture.
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Barber Kyle cuts the first chunk of Bobcat's hair off.
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It was probably about time for the Bobcat to get a haircut.
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The Friday night entertainment starts (Zach and Tom on the guitars).
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The mullet is finished, now time to cut the beard.
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Those are probably the same clippers Jake uses on his pubes.
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Tom trying to watch so he doesn't get covered in the hair that was all over the place.
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Stephanie watching as Kyle A. and Prickel through their second rounds in the dark.
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It was completely dark and Hartman followed these guys with the headlights of his vehicle so they could throw their round.
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The crowd gathering watching/listening to Zach and Tom play.
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Kyle putting the finishing touches on Bobcat's face.
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Your new-and-improved Bobcat.
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Prickel finally finding his frisbee in the dark.
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Jake kissing his second mom. Booman is either very disgusted or perhaps slightly turned on.
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Booman trying to follow along, so she can get her singing pitch just right.
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These guys don't give a shit about tone in their singing.
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Tom sings Jake to sleep.
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Joe rocking out.
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Notice the background...Bobcat with a fu manchu & mullet, and the ladies love him!!
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George was pretty messed up or maybe he was just really tired....
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...nope fucked up...what a great picture! Jon looks pissed and George can't see straight.
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Bobcat where's your ladies at?
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George went missing for a little bit to Jake and Colt found him giggling alone in the dark.
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Zach and Clare a sleep in his car.
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That does not look very comfortable.
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George passes out standing up.
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Tyler and Bobcat shotgunning.
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Tyler won round 1.
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Bobcat said this was why Tyler won (Tyler's can is on the right).
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So they went again. Tyler won again, but it was close.
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Lisa wanted someone to shotgun with so Fats being a gentleman volunteered.
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Lisa shotguns her first beer.
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Rookie mistake--she forgot to pop the top.
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Fats had Bobcats hair he is wearing as a necklace.
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Werner and Hartman decided to arm wrestle.
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I believe Hartman won.
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Hartman and Mehlon "pants down arm wrestling"...and Joe M. is trying to tickle Hartman so he could win.
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No that is not Bobcat or Joe's tongue, but they are "lady-and-tramping-it-up"...I think I just made up a new verb.
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Bobcat posing with the locket of his hair that was supposed to go the the winner.
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Then the night of drunken gymnastics started, as Fats does a cartwheel.
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Kendra doing a cartwheel.
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Fats and Weber had Cobb convinced that doing a flip off the cooler was extremely easy.....
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...he tried a couple of times...
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...each attempt more hilarious than the last...
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I don't remember if Fats tried the flip here or just another cartwheel.
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Bruns doing a handstand.
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Last picture of Friday night--Joe sleeping.
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Saturday morning...imagine walking into your basement and seeing that guy sleeping there.
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The mess before the biggest day of drinking had even started.
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Steve and ol' man Rahe getting their rounds in early.
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Steve, Rahe, and Gutzwiller finishing a hole.
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George shows Jake how rodeo riders do it.
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This is Saturday pre-noon and pre-first beer for Bobcat, and he still looks messed up from the night before.
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Prickel lands on the roof on the 18th hole.
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Prickel struts his stuff on the roof.
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Weber gets his first ever hole-in-one.
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Clayton's odd throwing style looks like it would kind of hurt.
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B.J. playing it as it lies, and resulting with his sweaty balls pretty much on Zach's shoulder.
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Tyler throws from the woods on hole 18.
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Kyle, Megan and Ella throwing their 3rd round. Well Ella just kind of sat there...maybe next year.
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Jake lets one fly!
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Great action picture of Feller...his face cracks me up in this picture.
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Jon on his follow through.
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Weber with his 2nd hole-in-one of the round.
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Kyle chipping from the rough.
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Ella, the next generation of the BDFGA, already taking notes on how her mommy dominates the women.
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George, Cobb, and Tyler throwing their third round.
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Drunken gymnastics continue and George takes off on a cartwheel.
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Sobriety test--put both arms straight out and lift your right leg off the ground.
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Colt doing some commisionering
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George getting his frisbee on the roof....and then....
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George thought it would be easy to jump off the roof in the front yard...
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...instead he kind of dangled there and then barely could pull himself back up...
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...and all along Jake didn't care about anything because somebody had fed him.
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Bobcat might have dozed off on the front porch, and scared off any randoms at the same time.
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George and Heil shotgunning beers post third round.
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Another Hacksaw Jim Bobcat sighting.
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Too bad the flag covers the mullet...and for those of you that didn't notice. The U.S.A. on Bobcat's chest was shaved in there.
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Guess what?? Rahe is shotgunning a beer!!
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Part of the 21 Shotgun Salute.
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More of the 21 shotgun salute.
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And more yet of the salute!
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The first group to go out for their final round was the remaining woman who hadn't finished.
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Kevin and Padgett during their boxers cartwheel competition. I don't know who did more cartwheels, but I'd say Padgett won since his weiner didn't make an appearance.
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The annual Colt peeing with the big boys picture.
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Prickel, Kaiser, and Landen before their final round.
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I don't know if they intentional put on their game faces, but Cobb, Asslix, and Bruns before their final round.
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Daryl, Kevin, and Hartman before their final round.
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Kyle, Shawn, and Black Dave trying to get hard before their final round.
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During Heil's final round he would lose two 6-pack bets...more on that later.
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Heil, Padgett, and Zach were planning on doing a "pants-down" picture...the only problem was that Padgett and Zach didn't realize Heil wasn't wearing any panties.
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Dawn may have been a little tipsy during her final round after finishing her fifth of tequila.
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This was after Dawn drew blood from Jake's neck.
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Biz, Tyler, and Ben getting ready for their final round. We tried to get Biz to show the "guns" for this picture, but he was too shy.
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Rahe, Jon, and Weber who would wind up finishing 6th, 5th, and 7th respectively.
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B.J. and the Commissioners before their final round.
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Colt had a 2 stroke lead going into the final round. This tournament was his to win...no problem...
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...Don't tell me he choked...
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Colt discussing how he threw the tournament away in the final round, and Steve was your 2009 Eckstein Miller Light Open Champion....Steve's first EMLO Championship.
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I told you Dawn was drunk....VERY drunk!
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Even though Heil got his first ever top 10, he did lost a 6-pack to Colt....
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Heil also lost a 6-pack to Weber as well.
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This is a classic before and after picture....BEFORE....
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....AFTER!....
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...and then a follow up.
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Weber and Colt enjoying Heil's beer with him.
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...and now turn to the side.
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Hartman waited all day for Colt to pee with his pants around his ankles again, and this time dumped his cooler on him...It looks as if Colt is retaliating by peeing in Hartman's cooler.
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Bobcat shotgunning by himself....
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...then taking his shirt off and dancing with Dawn. I have no idea why Dawn is making that face.
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Shawn and Hartman discussing their scores, and I have no idea why Hartman's pants are undone.
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Jon posing with his winnings. It was Jon's first top 5 since the ringer frisbee scandal of '06.
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Jon disappearing off into the dark.
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BDFGA commissioners 2010????
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Thanks for everyone who came out to the 2009 Eckstein Miller Light Open, and we hope to see you in a few weeks (June 18th-20th) at the Naddy Light Open.