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The pets know something is up.

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The suitcases are never a good sign.

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There are lots of cuddles to try to convince us not to go.

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And a little bit f pouting.

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Then desperate worry.

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Leaving isn't easy.

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Megan is very sad.

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The first of many - but not as many as any other car since we will get awesome gas mileage!

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Leaving the evils of Maryland.

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Withers Larue!

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First Stop, The Depot in Staunton for lunch.

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Jim drew Razorback for Megan to remember him by - yep, the space trucker with a giant pig head on top of his real head.

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Jim spends a lot of time writing on the board, sending messages to the universe.

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Here we are.

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The piratical Haggle Shop.

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The stealthy Manga Fairy!

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He creeps into your yard...

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And leaves secret Hello Kitty bags full of Manga!

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And then there was some driving - like 8 hours worth.

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The Fairfield Marriot was the best hotel we stayed at - thumbs up!

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And we're off, again.

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At no time, while this or any other picture was take, was Jim naked.

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Slate.

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Oh my god! The Sunsphere!

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The coolest thing Jim saw on the whole trip!

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He's not going to cry...

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View from the Sunsphere - a cool looking amphitheatre.

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INSIDE the Sunsphere!!!

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Biggest Rubik's Cube in the World!

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In the lobby of the hotel across from the Sunsphere!

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Magnolia.

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Opry Mills Mall in Nashville - Jim loves malls!

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Big scary shark.

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Nashville - Music City.

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Aquarium Restaurant - Scuba guy cleaning the coral.

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This was a great restaurant! The food was INCREDIBLE!

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And the water was QUENCHING!

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Lights made of FISH!

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Mantas swimming by.

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The big star - shovel-nosed guitar fish - his nose was TRANSLUCENT.

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Mantas are s beautiful!

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Manta petting tank.

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Megan got to feed the mantas - and pet them!

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PIRANHA!

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Jim declared Opry Mills mall adequate.

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It was really, really HOT.

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Belarius and Jim at the Diamond Warehouse

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aka LOC 26

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Mr. Jim goes to Memphis

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2nd Diamond Warehouse - the secret lair, hidden behind a gate and a tree.

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It's over there, behind this giant fence.

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Crossing the Mississippi River.

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The Red Roof Inn, it smelled very bad.

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Slate, Day 3.

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Texarkana!!

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Sunny outside, shady inside.

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Crazy giant man-made lake just came out of nowhere.

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Pretty sure this is where jack Black lived in "Be Kind, Rewind"

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In Austin we found lots of puppies to love - here's Poughkeepsie.

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And bruiser!

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Bruiser is so happy to see us!

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Kim and Joe made us the most delicious dinner - Joe on the BBQ.

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Their new apartment is so cool!

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Bruiser disembowling a lion - lke you do.

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At least this toy survived the night.

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The view from Kim and Joe's balcony - downtown Austin.

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Relaxing on the balcony.

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Thanks for putting us up!

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You're a photogenic girl, yes you are.

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Tug-of-war - Megan will not be the victor, for to the victor go the spoils.

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Sleepy time.

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Jim made a friend.

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We wore them out!

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Day 4 begins!

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Bruiser doesn't want us to go.

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Kip is keeping Jim and the bags cornered.

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Crazy straight lines of clouds like someone just plowed them.

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We have coffee.

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Austin pipeyard

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Jim driving - yes he drove the whole way.

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Belarius in Texas

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The picture doesn't do it justice - Gorgeous mountains in the distance.

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Jim in America.

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Coming closer.

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Near enlightenment.

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Rock walls embrace the road.

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Speed limit 80!

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Seriously, these rock walls were so cool.

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Awesome mountain.

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Enchiladas are perfect when its 106 degrees!

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No, no. Chicken fried steak, it's Texas, man!

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106!

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The second biggest road runner sculpture in the world! Paisano Pete.

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Paisano Pete and Jim share a moment in the glaring Texas sun.

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The sky from the car, which way is up?

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The Biggest swimming pool in the world!

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It was so awesome! The coolest thing Megan saw on the whole trip!

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OK, so it is no longer the biggest swimming pool in the world - thanks Chile...

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But it was full of fish and got up to 25 feet deep in places.

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Megan swam through the scary giant fish.

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It's a pool built around a natural spring.

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Can you find Megan swimming?

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Doesn't it look refreshing?

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The best break from driving imaginable.

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Jim didn't swim, but he is happy to see Megan so happy.

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It was awesome!

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Here is a pod plant.

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Setting sun.

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Steps to the scenic overlook hiking trail - this is far enough, right?

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Texas.

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Trying to get a picture of the biggest man-made illuminated star in the world.

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Not so easy while driving - it's that star-shaped blur.

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We still had energy so we pressed on to Las Cruces.

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Cactus plants that look like something out of Dr. Seuss.

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Day 5 begins.

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Cactus.

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Cactus blossoms.

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And desert.

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And more desert.

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An hour later, more desert.

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The Thing museum - Hitler's Rolls Royce.

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If you had many thousands of dollars, isn't this what you would do with them?

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It was very disturbing.

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Follow the Thing prints...

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Jim taking a picture of a naked lady.

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A 12-inch pianist!

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Ancient Chinese stool.

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And adding machines!

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AAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

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Piece of a mammoth's leg?

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The Thing, What is it?

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I have no idea!

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What do you think it is?

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It is a sad and silly place.

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Turnstile of DOOM!

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Jim, I can't get to you!

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America the beautiful.

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Here it is.

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Gurgling rock formations.

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Giant cacti.

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Baby Kitten!

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We found Jenna in Tempe!

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And a little tiny baby kitten.

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Baby.

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And Callie

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And Widget - Jack was less cooperative about being photographed.

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Another Mills Mall!

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Byrnes?

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There was a giraffe!

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We went to an Irish Pub called Rula Bula.

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The whole pub was shipped from Ireland! It was trivia night.

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Little baby kitten.

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Tried to eat Jim's nose.

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Heading in the right direction - first sign we've seen.

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Mike's Big Breakfast - as seen on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

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Westward Ho!

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We're not in Kansas anymore, wait, we're were never in....

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The famous breakfast place did not disappoint. Jenna ordered 2 breakfasts!

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If you are ever in Phoenix at breakfast time.

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Last day on the road begins.

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More desert.

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Welcome to California!

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No really, welcome.

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Gas prices right over the California border.

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Gas prices that we actually paid - 1/2 mile off the freeway.

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Gorgeous mountains.

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Wind mills!

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Big Wind Mills!

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Lots of Wind Mills!

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Lots of Big Wind Mills!

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And Jim is still driving.

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This is what we looked like for most of the 6 days.

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And then we found a baby at a Subway in Simi Valley!

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Yeah, Faith!

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Riley asked how long Megan was staying this time - a long, long time!

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Oh, that's what the Thing was...

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Baby Faith read all of the letters on Jim's shirt.

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Uh, oh. Riley got the board.

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This is a Btter Homes and Gardens cover if ever I saw one.

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Jim loves babies!

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Yeah! Subway reunion!

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You have reached your destination. 3087.2 miles. Time for an oil change.

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We made it.

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Final slate.

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Next day - shaved ice!

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Aiden likes the green with chocolate (Mint chip)

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Bridget loves the sour spinkles.

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Jim downed a massive amount of sour spinkles for $2 cash money - in shiny coins!

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Oh no, not the sucky part...

Before Drawers
Before

Before - Upper Cabinets
Before - Upper Cabinets

Before Cabinets and Stove
Before Cabinets and Stove

Before - The Big Hole
Before - The Big Hole

Before - Missing Tiles
Before - Missing Tiles

Before - Telephone Wall
Before - Telephone Wall

Before - Telephone Wall Side
Before - Telephone Wall

Before -The Tile
Close up of the fudge ripple swirl plastic tiles

Before - Missing Tiles
Missing Fudge Ripple Tiles

Before - Yellow Thingy
Inexplicable yellow thingy. Seriously, what is this for?

Before - Fan Vent
I'm pretty sure there was a bird nesting in this thing...

Jim Scraping
Jim Scraping

Scraping
Megan's Side

Detritus
Detritus

One Wall Scraped
One Wall Scraped

Tile Gone
Tile Gone

The Bottom Glue
Not coming off

Benny and the Bare Walls
Benny and the Bare Walls

Ticia Helps Paint
Ticia Helps Paint

Priming
Priming

More Priming
More Priming

All Primed
All Primed

The New Color
Leaf Bud

Old Meets New
Smurf Puree Blue vs. Leaf Bud Green

Painting Doors
Megan and Jenna

Megan and Jenna Painting Doors
Megan and Jenna Painting Doors

Drop Cloths

Primed Cabinet Boxes
Primed Cabinet Boxes

Priming
Yes, that's my shorts stuck in my bum

Jenna Priming
Jenna Priming

Painted Cabinet Boxes
Painted Cabinet Boxes

Painted Doors
Painted Doors

Two Drawers Painted with Pulls
Two Drawers Painted with Pulls

Two Drawers Side View
Two Drawers Side View

First Drawer Done
First Drawer Done

The First Door Done!
The First Door Done!

The First Door Side Angle
The First Door Side Angle

3 Drawers Down side view
3 Drawers painted, pulled, and framed.

3 Drawers Down
3 Drawers painted, pulled, and framed.

2nd Drawer Done
3 Drawers 2 Doors

Behind the Fan
Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!

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Aimee Loves Destruction
so fun!

Die Die Die
Aimee claims it helps to say that to the glue

Scraping Behind the Stove
Trying to catch the droppings

Behind the Stove
I said it had a flexible hose

Scraping

The Big Hole
Look what the electrician left us behing the cabinet!

Carnage
the aftermath

The Brown
Tiles be gone

The Cabinet
Hey! The cabinet comes out!

Peeling Paint
Sheets and sheets of pureed smurf

Still Scraping
Aimee finds the hard glue

Jim Loves Scraping
Don't stick that in the socket

Aimee's Big Chunk
That's a long piece of paint you have there

More Scraping

Scraping
Aimee would not stop scraping - its addictive

Installing Door Hardward

Installing Catch

Magnetic Catch

First Upper Door
Now our glasses are protected from the dust we're about to kick up.

First Upper Door
That's 4 doors up!

Megan Hanging Door

Another Door Up
This door was a bitch to get the hinges right

Aimee Writing
Aimee takes a break to write a short stroy inspired by the weekend's escapades

Scraping the last Wall

The Hard Wall
The Glue on this wall was weirdly much harder to get off than any other

Dusty Aimee
After sanding the wall, Aimee emerged coated in dust

Spackling
I seriously used 1/2 a bucket of spackle on these walls...

Spackling
And more spackling

Priming
Behind the Refrigerator

Primed
No more Blue! No More Brown!

Primed
Primed wall

Edging
Man, the careful stuff isn't nearky as fun as the destruction.

Green Edging
These little lines take so long....

Green and White

Green Alcove
Yeah, now we can move the fridge back and perhaps use the stove for dinner!

Green Wall
Bye Bye Blue

Petey and Toy
Jenna Made Catnip Toys for Everyone

All Lower Doors!
Yeah!

Almost There
2 to go...

All Doors Done!!!
Ooooh pretty!

Jenna Returns!
Wow, what a change!

Jenna Contemplates Moulding
Hmmmmmmmmm....

Jim Installs Corner Block
Wow, what an orange!

Corner Block Up
Looks kinda lonely

Another Corner Block
Corner Blocks Rock

First Piece of Moulding
Jenna and Jim Held this piece to the ceiling while Megan ran to Lowes, TWICE...

Up without people holding it!
Two trips to Lowes to find the right size nails.

Moulding Everywhere!
And Liquid Nails everywhere, ewwww...

Moulding Up
Miter cuts are hard to line up.

Retouching
That's better

Retouched
I used a very small brush

Finished Moulding
No more mess

Finished Moulding
I love it so much!

Finished Moulding
Go back to the surf blue for perspective.

Wainscoting Day!!
Wainscoting Begins

Jim Does a Jig (Saw)
Yeah Power Tools

Sawing is Exhausting
And it is @#$!& Hot in Baltimore

Countersinking is Fun
We have many useful skills now.

Precision Cuts

Empty Spot

Lovely Line of Bead Board

Chair Rail Goes Up

Chair Rail to Nowhere

Little Tiny Wainscot
8-3/4 inches to be exact

I Love to Play with the Caulk
See, I don't just take the pictures

Done Done Done!!!
Wooo-Hoooo!

Look How Pretty
So Much Better

Ta-Da!
THE END (for now...)