I'm not sure if this Celebrity Breastmilk Diet is working for me...
But my personal trainer has me doing some brutal workouts.
Leah and Dan
Ready for a night on the town... in coordinating outfits, like real couples do it.
J and Jazzy
Also eerily coordinated.
I'll get to those dishes in just a minute.
Sink & Duck
Actually, I delegated them to my rubber duckies.
Some people would pay $40 for service like this... and she didn't even give me a tip.
Would you believe that she is making me pretend that I am having a bath for some ridiculous interior decorating scheme?
My Little Pony
While picking out a birthday present for a friend, Chloe could not help but road-test some options.
Chloe's initial forays into the fast-paced fashion photography world.
Baby's First Video Game
Some little boys want to mow the grass or fix the car like Daddy... Rex-Goliath's Daddy prefers video games circa 1992.
The picture my mama is saving to embarrass me with on my first date.
Oh, man... what's going to happen next?
Rex-Goliath's First Meal
Chloe dressed up in a ballet costume for the occasion.
I'm trying to be polite, here folks. Are you buying it? She's really sensitive about culinary criticism.
Kitchen utensils, on the other hand, constitute good eatin'.
Good pictures of Leah and Dan...
...only come around once in a blue moon. Leah is really wishing she had donned a ballet costume for the occasion.
Someone has to be the rocket scientist of the family.
This will be the cover of my first rock album.
Gone Hawaiian Booty
And these pants are pretty spiffy... maybe for my first concert tour.
Don't you know how to share? Oh, wait. Neither do I.
That's alright. I don't need your stupid toy anyway. Got my own slobbery stuffed animal right here.
Mother's Little Helper
And I'm not referring to the dog.
I can't put that dog in charge of anything.
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Just Born 2.JPG 2007-02-28
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Mama and Baby.JPG 2007-02-28
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