Are you sick of us yet?
Before
After
I'm not sure if this Celebrity Breastmilk Diet is working for me...
Crawl
But my personal trainer has me doing some brutal workouts.
Leah and Dan
Ready for a night on the town... in coordinating outfits, like real couples do it.
J and Jazzy
Also eerily coordinated.
Sink Bath
I'll get to those dishes in just a minute.
Sink & Duck
Actually, I delegated them to my rubber duckies.
Salon
Some people would pay $40 for service like this... and she didn't even give me a tip.
Pug Bath
Would you believe that she is making me pretend that I am having a bath for some ridiculous interior decorating scheme?
My Little Pony
While picking out a birthday present for a friend, Chloe could not help but road-test some options.
Big Sexy
Chloe's initial forays into the fast-paced fashion photography world.
Baby's First Video Game
Some little boys want to mow the grass or fix the car like Daddy... Rex-Goliath's Daddy prefers video games circa 1992.
Nakey Time
The picture my mama is saving to embarrass me with on my first date.
High Chair
Oh, man... what's going to happen next?
Rex-Goliath's First Meal
Chloe dressed up in a ballet costume for the occasion.
Green Bean
I'm trying to be polite, here folks. Are you buying it? She's really sensitive about culinary criticism.
Mmmmmmmmm
Kitchen utensils, on the other hand, constitute good eatin'.
Good pictures of Leah and Dan...
...only come around once in a blue moon. Leah is really wishing she had donned a ballet costume for the occasion.
Baby Einstein
Someone has to be the rocket scientist of the family.
Crab Head
This will be the cover of my first rock album.
Gone Hawaiian Booty
And these pants are pretty spiffy... maybe for my first concert tour.
Tug
Don't you know how to share? Oh, wait. Neither do I.
Parallel Play
That's alright. I don't need your stupid toy anyway. Got my own slobbery stuffed animal right here.
Mother's Little Helper
And I'm not referring to the dog.
Laundry
I can't put that dog in charge of anything.
Pictures from Leah
Mr. Cool
Yeah, that's right. I pop my collar.
Ultimate Fan
I sure am fat and happy.
Ultimate Fan 2
My mama had nothing to do with this outfit.
Rex-Goliath's Birthday
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Just Born.JPG 2007-02-28
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Just Born 2.JPG 2007-02-28
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Screaming.JPG 2007-02-28
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The Three of Us.JPG 2007-02-28
First Nursing.JPG
First Nursing.JPG 2007-02-28
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Dan, Rex-Goliath and Kathrine.JPG 2007-02-28
Mama and Baby.JPG
Mama and Baby.JPG 2007-02-28
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Weight.JPG 2007-02-28
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Leah, Rex-Goliath and Aly.JPG 2007-02-28
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Footprints.JPG 2007-02-28
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