Woohoo, the heat has finally arrived in Minnesota. That means it is time to go from wearing skirts and only skirts to wearing swimsuits and only swimsuits.
“Don’t be scared Daddy, I’ve got you”
The yard games have been rescured from the cobwebbed corner of the garage.
“Uncle Jack, I’m gonna be ready for you. Croquet Princess!”
Don’t forget, it’s time for parades!!! And bags full of candy that Momma never lets you binge on.
Careful what you ask for; your parents may really show you were all that cheese and ice cream come from.
“Umm, did you smell that? That does not smell like ice cream.”
Boat rides, boat rides, boat rides! Is there anything more exciting?
“Oh my gosh, there’s nothing more exciting than a boat ride!!!”
Sure there is, DRIVING THE BOAT!!!
“Look out, here I come!”
FIREWORKS!!!
Until next time…
“Muwah!!!”
So, Minnesota is having the longest Winter ever and we're not even sure Summer is going to make it.
"Playing inside is getting old!!!"
"So, you ladies think Summer will ever get here?"
Oh my goodness…what has happened to those Shaffers? It’s as though they just quit updating this website or something.
Well, in the past few months we've done lots of fun things as we are now dealing with the antics of a “Big Girl”.
Grandpa Ron and Uncle Andy took Miss T to the rides in Mall of America where she decided she wanted to go on the one ride that doesn’t take the day pass.
Tess is learning how to bowl.
We’ve been potty-trained.
"I'm only going to do this when I WANT to do it"
We got our first bike.
"Oooh, a place for all of my snacks!"
We fell in love with the Easter Bunny.
We discovered the joy of John Deere
And lastly we learned that we’re going to be the big sister to a little brother!
“Yes! Finally someone for me to boss around!!!”
Ahhh, California. It brings out the best in those crazy Minnesotans after a long deep freeze. Part of the defrost process is to take full advantage of the water.
“Come on Uncle Jack, it’s nice out!”
On the first day we went to Disney to see the castle.
“Papa, what’s the bright thing in the sky?”
On the second day it’s best to relax poolside.
“Uncle Jack, aren’t you having so much fun!?!”
Also, by the afternoon of day two someone was already taking on the Orange County look.
“I need some Starbucks Grandma”
Also, we discovered that the Attacking Goats have migrated all the way to California.
“Momma, why do we always have to find the crazy goats?!?”
After escaping the clutches of the insane goats it was time to relax on the beach and build sand castles.
“I’m making a Whale momma”
Swimming was attempted.
“That “pool” is REALLY cold!”
On the last day of the trip Miss Tessa felt she found a loophole on not having to leave the sunshine.
“I don’t want to leave!”
“Uncle Jack, keep throwing money in, that way I can make more wishes to stay with you!”
Last week the Shaffer family took a plane to California. It was time to warm up! While Minnesota had below zero temperatures, California was in the 70s and Sunny…Sweet!
The first day of our trip was spent at Disneyland where Miss Tessa was able to meet all of the celebrities she adores. She was so excited that she just couldn’t contain her excitement.
“Eeek, It’s Ariel!”
“Cinderella, I’m so excited to meet you!”
“I love you Sleeping Beauty!”
“Oh my gawd, it’s Belle!”
“Snow White, Oh My Goodness!!!”
“Tinkerbelle you’re my FAVORITE!!!”
Last weekend the crew had enough, they needed a night away from picking up the same toys over and over. Papa also needed a break from Momma sleeping on the couch; leaving him to chase the 2 year old around all night.
Off on a mini-vacation at the Embassy Suites, complete with free drinks and a swimming pool...both of which were abused by the Shaffer family. Okay, only Papa hit the free booze. Momma has baby #2 in her tummy and isn't allowed to imbibe at the moment.
"What?!?! Another baby?!?! How did this happen!!??!!"
Grandma Jude and Grandpa Gene came to town and enjoyed an afternoon at Mall of America with Miss Tessa. First priority, lunch.
"I'm outta here, restaurants are for running around in, not eating!"
Then rides were a must!!! But first, a celebrity siting!
"Hey Dora, do it like the Fonz....Ehhhhh!"
The big girl went on the rollercoaster with her Papa. She told us all about how he was scared but it was okay because she held onto Daddy.
"Don't worry old man, I've got you!"
Momma says: Just wait little girl, next week we go to Disneyland. Watch out California, Here we come!!!
I don’t know about all of you, but for the Shaffers the holidays came and went very quickly.
Now if only the extra pounds from all the sweets and carbs would do the same.
Per the usual, there were several Xmas parties to attend.
First we traveled to South Dakota just in time for the blizzard. Of course, the SoDak version was far better than the Minnesota version.
Tessa once again turned her cousins into slaves for her amusement.
“Giddy-up Maddie!!!”
By the end there was the usual disbelief…
“I can’t believe I’m related to these people”
Uncle John took top prize in the gift giving department in the eyes of the 2 year old.
“I’m a Princess…I’m “Snow Wipe””.
A Princess with a pink Corvette that is!!!
And when we got back to we had this lovely view out our bedroom window.
Don’t forget, The school Frosty Follies also have to be squeezed in.
“I’m a star!”
Now the travels to Wisconsin begin. First Grandpa Gene’s house
“Thank goodness, a Pillow Pet…Bzzzzzz”
And of course, the box is the best part…
Ahhhh, Christmas Eve…..we’re in the homestretch now!
“Eeeeek Christmas Eve!!!”
“Shhh, I’m gonna sleep right here and wait for Santa”
Mustn’t forget the wonderful gift daddy picked out all by himself….because if mommy was there it would never have made it into the cart.
“Ooooh”
Don’t forget the original baby
“I get one squeaky toy…really?!?”
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the Shaffers
Some things don’t change much, even after 2 years.
2008
2010
Gobble gobble gobble, oooh Thanksgiving dinner is so delicious!
The Shaffer crew trekked out to good ol’ Wisconsin for their turkey dinner this year.
Great Grandma Gladdy, or “Big Grandma” as Tess refers to her, was our wonderful host this year. No one had to shop, cook or do dishes! It doesn’t get any better than that.
“Bring on the pie!!!”
Before dining Momma and Tess were able to get some nice pictures by the fireplace.
“Smile!”
Let’s try that again…
“Smile nicelyTessa”
For the 3rd attempt Momma offered Tessa some advice “I strongly encourage you to smile”. Tessa’s response
“Okay Momma!”
As we’ve seen on every visit to “Big Grandma” little T must put on a concert!
“I am a savant, even if I can’t play Chopsticks yet”
Don’t forget, there was pumpkin pie
“Sweet nectar of the Gods”
Once the turkey was gone and the Shaffers had schlepped home it was time to trim the Xmas tree. Miss T dressed for the occasion.
“Hmm, are these really my best stockings?”
Trim the tree…trim the dog…this is what happens when these two are in charge
“Stinston’s wearing the lights!”
We can’t wait to see how much fun Christmas morning will be!
I know, I know, I know...I made you wait 3 weeks for the big reveal of what Miss Tessa dressed up as for Halloween. Trust me, it was worth the wait.
"Hello! I'm the cutest giraffe...EVER!"
"Please, the paparazzi needs to back off"
Oh, and don't forget what the First Baby was; a Rotten Pumpkin
"Winston (Pronounced "Stinston") you are the smelliest pumpkin ever!"
"Momma, do giraffes eat pumpkins?"
"Stinston, you stinky pumpkin"
As time continues to march on and on and on, so too does Miss Tessa as she makes her way through this big big world.
The discovery of leaves and the fantastic crunching noise they make when you jump into a pile has been an all time favorite activity this Fall.
“yes Momma, everything MUST be done without a shirt on”
So far this Autumn we have done the following:
Helped Grandma Gladdy celebrate her 92nd birthday!
“Let me show you how to open presents Grandma, I have lots of experience!”
Made cupcakes with Grandma Carol
“I say we just pour the sprinkles in our mouth and save time Grandma”
Used bubble baths to warm up on a brisk morning
“I need more bubbles!!!”
Cheered on the Packers with Grandpa Gene
“Go Pack Go!”
Attended swimming lessons with our little buddy Jack
“CHEEEEEEEESE!”
And showed off new found swimming skills at the hotel pool.
“I’m a fishy!”
Good grief! Can you believe Christmas is only 2 months away?!?! Egads.
Would you look at that, autumn has crept up on us and brought with it football, jackets, and falling leaves. While Momma has been loving the cooler weather and sleeping with the windows open she also understands how much fun the warm days of summer are and how sorely they will be missed come February.
"Woah...I love Weeeeee!"
Another sure sign Summer is over...
"Hey, Where did everyone go?"
Why yes Tessa, come January polar bears could live in Minnesota
Yes, that's right folks, Minnesota is preparing to freeze over, however, we have a few weeks to enjoy the beauty that is Fall.
What a busy holiday weekend for a busy little girl. On Saturday night the Shaffer’s were able to partake in the celebration of our good friend Jeff winning the logo design competition for the Gasthaus Bavarian Hunter’s 2010 Oktoberfest.
No one celebrated more than Daddy who really got into the spirit of it and practiced his toasting on the stage.
“Hoooo-Rah!”
Not being one to let her Daddy outshine her, Miss Tess incorporated the assistance of her friend Sammie and showed Daddy what true stage presence looks like.
“Sammie, do like Lady Gaga says and Just Dance!”
“We totally showed that old man how it’s done!”
On Sunday Grampa Gene (a.k.a. Gramma Gene) and Grandma Jude whisked Miss T down the tracks on a train ride.
“Chugga chugga choo choo!”
While someone was afraid of Grandpa’s hugs she was not afraid of other things.
“What?! Sticking your head out the window is frowned upon?”
“Well then, what about feet?”
Then it was off to Fawn Doe Rosa, the ultimate petting zoo!
“ummm, that cat’s big”
Don’t forget the ongoing fun that goats bring. Tessa shares Momma’s love of goats.
Little Miss also learned that pigs are not cute and pink in reality.
“Piggy stinky!”
Momma caught Daddy flirting with the locals.
“Mmmmuuuuwah!”
And the birds were well fed by Grandpa and Miss T
“You really gotta toss it out there or they’ll chase you Grampa!”
And just so everyone is kept up to speed on how well a little somebody is doing with learning new phrases, here’s the new favorite:
“LOOK AT ME!!!”
In the month of July Miss Tessa and Momma were holding down the fort while Daddy was off training for his new job. His new position required that he travel to Charlotte as this is where his boss and co-workers are located. (No, the Shaffers are not moving South. Momma refuses to live somewhere bugs don’t die off in the Winter). In order keep Tess and Papa connected; and so that Miss T didn’t forget who her Daddy is, Momma set up Skype.
“Daddy, are you in there?”
It also allowed her to share her new toys with Papa as well.
“See my Panda, Papa? He likes beer as much as you do”
Once Papa was released from the clutches of corporate America (and US Airways found a working plane to send him home on) lost time was made up for at Dora’s birthday party.
“Wooo! Party like a rock star!”
Papa even took on the Ferris wheel with no fear!
“Momma, you’re much better at take pictures of people on rides”
Don’t forget the souvenirs!
“Swiper no swiping!”
Oh, and Miss Tessa finally had her first haircut…No more baby mullet!
What a crazy week for the Shaffer crew.
They traveled over 1,000 miles and saw four states (okay peeked at Nebraska completely by accident).
Little Miss T celebrated her 2nd birthday in South Dakota with the insanity that is her Momma’s side of the family.
“You touch my cake you die. Pretty sure we went over this last year”
Miss Tessa has also reached a level of expertise at gift opening that would be difficult to surpass.
“Why yes, I do have a slave for everything”
She was also more than willing to let everyone look at her beautiful gifts.
“You touch my stuff and I’ll beat you with it”
In a moment that could be described as pure insanity, momma and daddy took a two year old camping for the week…with the cousins and Grandpa Ron.
“I think I’m big enough to push them all in”
We saw animals found only in the wild outback of South Dakota.
“Watch out Aunt Gina, this cat is ready to attack!”
Tess mastered the art of bug spray application.
“Hmm, do I eat this?”
When in doubt, it’s just best to hide from the bugs.
“Rowr, take that bugs who be buggin’ me”
In an attempt to travel as many miles as possible in one week with a toddler barking demands from the backseat; Daddy drove the car to to Wisconsin attend the Christenson family reunion.
To cool off after sitting out in the heat for a week Tess pulled Daddy into the water fountain at Irvine Park .
”you don’t need a bathing suit dad, come on!”
Miss Tessa has been to the park so much that she took on the duty of being the tour guide for her cousin Grace who was visiting from Europe.
“This is a tree;, do you have any of those where you live?”
But we sure had a lot of fun hanging out with all of Daddy’s crazy relatives!
When you mix in new experiences and cute cousins the dog days of summer don't pass by so doggedly. But if you do want to slow down the clock and possibly make it move in reverse the best method is to take a very curious nearly 2 year old girl to Valley Fair on possibly one of the hottest days in July.
However, every moment of heat stroke, every nine dollars spent on ice cold beverages, and every cotton candy sugar buzzed spasm was worth it.
“Cousin Dylan takes in all the fun at Valley Fair by air!”
Miss Tessa leisurely takes in the fun by train.
“Mom, this train sucks, I want a plane”
Hearing the complaints of our fair maiden mom and dad decided they could amp up the ride choice a bit, well, as much as the “Ride Nazis” at the park would allow.
“Woah, I feel the breeze in my hair on this one Old Timers”
After five hours of rollercoasters the old people in the group (otherwise known as mom, dad, aunt, and uncle) decided it was time to take a dip in the pool.
“Chill-laxing on the Lazy River still requires a slave to attend to my every whim”
Grandma Carol celebrated a birthday the other weekend. To help her commemorate another year passing the Shaffer crew soaked up the sun at the cabin. But with the high heat index Miss Tess decided she rather stay cool in the pool.
“Check out that slide Gramma!”
When the fingers and toes turned blue Little T kept cool building sandcastles and destroying those that everyone else built. Tessazilla terrorized the sandbox with such grace and ease it was terrifying.
“Ugh, building moats takes forever!”
The evening brought on rounds of Bear wrestling.
“Grrrrr”
It also appears that someone is a little anxious for Winter.
“Vrooooom”
Happy Father's Day everyone!
To celebrate with her Dada and Grampa Gene Miss Tess took them to their most favorite place in the world.
First priority of course is getting everyone their free samples from the bar
"Dada, make sure they fill it to the top!"
When drinking with your Papa, make sure you do it like a rockstar
To burn off the sugar buzz Grampa Gene took Miss T to Irvine park to check out the animals
"Did you see that?!?!"
There were many discussions among the 3 generations about the best animals
Tess also got up close and personal with her new friend "The Pony". He was very appreciative when Miss T picked his nose for him.
The nose obsession continued when we ran into Mr. Pig; who was shown the proper way to snort.
"oink oink oink"
After roasting over the warm asphalt for a while Little Shaffer decided it was time to cool of in the fountain.
"I'm still waiting for a modeling contract!"
And remember ladies, always make a graceful exit
This weekend was super busy for the Shaffer family. Hugo, MN celebrated its annual Good Neighbor Days festivities. This event is put on by the Hugo Lions Club, which both Momma and Papa are members of; thus they had to work at the event the entire weekend. Grandma Carol came in and took great care of our little blondie and made sure that she was entertained and fed.
First the ladies went to the mall where Tessa met a boy who has his own car.
"So cutie, when you gonna let me drive this thing?"
Never fear however, the diva made certain that momma got her weekly pedicure in on Saturday.
"Now momma, make sure you put on two top coats, I don't want chips in the paint this time!"
At the petting zoo, Tessa and Grandma made sure to get up close and personal with the animals.
"They're cuter from a distance Grandma"
With the whole carnival at her disposal, our little darling went on the same ride over and over
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
For Memorial weekend Miss T headed to South Dakota to soak up the sun with her cousins. She was so excited about the trip that she wanted to make absolutely certain that she wasn’t left behind.
“I’ll be sleeping in the luggage”
The sun shined down on Saturday and raised the temperature to a blistering 93 degrees. The only refuge available was the water park where the wave pool was the favorite swimming hole.
“Eeeeek, I’m a fish!”
It’s also necessary to warm up after swimming. And it doesn’t hurt to work on a tan so that a girl can look good in all of her summer dresses.
“Woah, I need my shades, I don’t want boys knowing I’m looking”
Momma and Poppa practiced some top notch parenting skills this weekend.
“See, I can entertain myself with latex balloons!”
However, the cousins did a better job of watching Miss Tessa.
“Maddie is teaching me how to rock!!!”
Momma and Aunt Gina also set an excellent example for the kiddies by showing them how much they love each other.
This past Sunday Tessa celebrated Mother’s Day with her momma and papa. She was sweet enough to take momma to Dunn Bros for a Vanilla Iced Nirvana while papa stayed home and cooked breakfast.
Papa and Miss T asked Momma “What would you like to do today?” What momma failed to realize is this meant “We’ve planned a trip to the park for slides and picnics”.
“See Momma, that was fun and you didn’t have a coronary”
“Momma, this is fun, you should try it”
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
It was even warm enough to catch some rays on the beach
Minnesota Sunbathing
This past weekend Uncle Andy came up from South Dakota to hang out with the Shaffers. As you can see, Tessa doesn't like her uncle one little bit.
Nope, not at all.
The Shaffer family hopes that everyone had a great Easter weekend! We sure did. There was lots of fun for Miss Tessa with her grandparents in Wisconsin.
First there was playing in the park with Grandpa Gene and Grandma Jude
“What do you mean your arms are getting tired Grandma Jude?”
Then it was time for cookie decorating
“No Momma, I don’t know what the blue frosting taste like”
On Sunday morning the hunt was on for the Easter Eggs
“Ok, so now what do I do with these?”
And don’t forget that everyone needs to get dressed up for Easter dinner, bunnies included.
“Okay Mr. Bunny, I expect you to behave at Grandma Gladdy’s”
And there’s no better way to end the day after a big meal than by taking a walk with your Great Grandma Gladdy.
The replacement slaves from South Dakota came up to provide relief this weekend. The cousins, Maddie and Bomber helped to entertain the Queen of Toddlers. Momma was especially grateful that they pushed Miss T around on her chariot.
“Keep it moving Cousin Maddie!”
As a reward for their hard work the slaves were treated with lunch at Bubba Gumps
“Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.”
Then as an extra special bonus she let them go on the rides at Mall of America.
“Oh my gosh Momma, this is gonna sweeeeet”
Papa even took pictures of the cousins riding on the roller coasters.
To top off the whole weekend Uncle John provided excellent fashion advice.
“I don’t think Lady Gaga could pull this look off as well as me!”
If you have ever been to a Children’s Museum you know that it is a wonderful world filled with spectacular displays. The bright colors, the lights, music, and interactive learning tools make the eyes of small children open wide with awe. Upon entering the door you can hear laughter of children who are completely unaware of how much they are learning through play. There’s a small city set up where the wee ones can be a chef, mailman, or store clerk. There are costumes, a mini-grocery store, even a bank. Any little girl with a dream can be anything she could imagine.
What did darling Tessa decide was the most intriguing piece of the museum?
Tessa is getting out of control with her diva like ways. A foam chair with a Dora cover acting as her throne I can handle. Turning her Daddy into her hair and make-up guy; now you're just getting demanding darling little girl.
"Seriously Daddy, how many times do I have to explain this?!"
It took at least an hour for Miss T to finally be satisfied with her hair.
"Honestly Papa"
Okay, maybe a little longer...
After giving up completly on the hair department the Diva decided she wanted a pedicure.
"I want it done RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Once again, the slaves failed at meeting the rigorous demands of beauty and perfection expected by the Queen of Toddlers.
Momma says, When all else fails, throw on some big sunglasses and have a good looking guy on your arm.
Our darling little T spent this week exploring her creative side. She’s really coming into her own lately. She tells the slaves how she wants things to be and doesn’t give up until she’s satisfied with the results of their back-breaking efforts.
The first creative outlet was fashion. Tess chose Winston as her model of her Spring collection. She had recently read that the fashion world is bringing back the fuller figured model to the runway and she felt she really wanted to support this trend.
“Winston, you look marvelous! Make it work!”
No one can claim any fame to fashion without knowing how to work a hairstyle that brings out their true beauty. Nothing does it better than a faux-mo-hawk!
“Hey Ma, you think I’ve been listening to too much punk music?”
And other times you just have to go all girly.
“Too much?”
Miss T also tapped into her true artist and created beautiful sculptures.
“It’s art dammit! It doesn’t have to make sense!”
I’d say that our darling also worked on her interior design skills; but honestly I think the princess just wanted her throne on a platform so she could look down on her slaves.
“Obey me minions!”
This past Sunday was not only Valentines Day, but also Grandpa Ron’s birthday. Tessa was kind enough to tell Grandpa “Happy Birthday” clearly enough that everyone could understand it. Yes, this momma is bragging because she learned yesterday that according to the doctor Tessa’s speech is ahead of the curve and she’s doing things a 2 year old is expected to do…Yes!!! Six months ahead. Dada took Miss T to the appointment, so Momma called about 30 seconds after it was done and interrogated him on all the details. The Shaffer family has also learned that our little Monkey has to learn better snacking habits. I’m thinking the whole family could stand to learn this little nugget.
“Grandma Gladdy, let me tell you about this dress I saw at the mall”
“It was so pretty! And red! And I thought it was mine!”
“But here’s the sad part Grandma, Momma said ‘No’”
“But Grandma Carol said ‘Yes!!!’”
This past week Tessa had an unexpected trip back to South Dakota. Her step-grandma, Sue Skinner, passed away on Monday after losing her battle to cancer. To support her Grandpa Ron and to help in any way; Miss T loaded the family up in the car and cruised out to South Dakota as fast as she could.
It wasn't all sadness. To help Grandpa Ron forget about his troubles for a while everyone got together to play games. The whole Skinner crew was able to pretend that they were "Rock Heros" for a couple of hours.
"This here is a whammy bar. It's how I make the guitar SCREAM!!!"
Sometimes other members of the band drink too much before the show.
"Whaaaaaaat????"
Some of them REALLY drank waaaaay too much.
"Wooooooooo I'm a rock star!"
When security doesn't do its job the fans can get too close.
"Oh my gawd, this guy smells like the back alley dumpster"
And it can get really scary when a fanatic gets up on stage.
I have no words for this one folks.
Tessa wants to say that she loves her Grandpa Ron and will give him all the hugs and kisses he can handle.
Miss Tessa took her Grandma Carol on a fun filled vacation last week. She allowed the slaves to tag along because someone had to haul her luggage and carry her everywhere.
"Do NOT lose the bag with all of my shoes Grandma!"
January 17, 2010 Little T took her maiden voyage in the skies aboard Delta airlines. Our little diva even had her own window seat.
“Wonder when the snack cart is coming by”
When Tessa wasn’t busy eating, snacking, or running away from the slaves she would bide her time with a little Duty Free shopping on the ship.
“<sniff sniff> This CoCo Chanel lady smells good”
Tess also declared that every morning be spent running around at warp speed in the buff. She enjoyed eating breakfast and terrorizing the stateroom with the continuous threat of “Extra Humidity” at any moment.
“Eat your hearts out boys!”
Being the “naturalist” and knowing the risk that goes with it, Tessa advises that everyone use sun block every day they play in the Bahamas.
“Don’t forget to reapply after swimming Dada!”
When it got too hot at the Atlantis resort in Nassau, Bahamas our little princess resorted to drinking the local brew.
“Hmm, this sure doesn’t taste like Leinies.”
Momma preferred to have the little peanut cool off in the pool on the ship instead. She even sacrificed herself by looking bad in the photo below because Tessa looks so cute!
“Pool pool pool! I could stay in here until I turn blue!”
Little T especially enjoyed getting dressed up every night for dinner with Grandma and the slaves. Most of all she enjoyed having everyone on board admiring her as she made her grand entrance.
“Oh, this paparazzi, they’re everywhere!”
Don’t forget! When in the Bahamas one must find a real live pirate!
“The pirate's okay, I just don’t know about the bird.”
Momma was very disappointed that the pirate was no where near as good looking as Captain Jack, once again Disney twists reality for the silver screen.
Our princess also helped Momma with her mojitos throughout the trip.
“Momma, you gotta stir it like this.”
Most importantly, Miss T had lots of fun driving the boat all around the islands!
“Dada, when can I drive?”
There are times in a girl's life when she feels the need to get organized. If Tessa has learned anything from Momma it's that Post-it Notes are a girl's best friend...right after diamonds, shoes, handbags, makeup and a good haircut that is.
"Papa said to use these to label the dust bunnies under the bed"
It may not have been mentioned before, but our darling 17 month old is a bit of neat freak. As in, she picks up scraps of paper or pieces of dirt that are invisible to the human eye and hands them to one of the slaves. She then says, "Here" and wrinkles her nose in disgust. It's awesome having the messiest person in the shack critiquing my housekeeping skills.
Also, for everyone's amusement and entertainment pleasure; Mr. Cowlick has made his reappearance. Honestly, this hair-thing, a double-edged sword if you ask me.
"Hey Momma, Let's tape my hair down with these things, so pretty!"
There are times when the true Nature of our darling Tessa comes shining through.
"Obey me slaves!!!"
Honestly, I only have two words this week...Teething Baby.
Just when you didn't think it could be possible for more teeth...Boom...here comes another. Don't believe me? Hey Tessa...Show 'em your bear face
"Grrrrrrrr"
This week at the Shaffer shack it has been a steady diet of Motrin and teething tablets for Tess, beer for dad, and lattes for momma.
Tools required to open Xmas gifts in 1989: Hands. Tools required to open gifts in 2009: hands, box cutter, wire snips, screw driver, and machete. Holy packaging Batman! Honestly, besides the fact that the Shaffers filled two trash bins with boxes and wrapping paper, they also had to break the “Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Scoot So Cute Doll” (actual name, no joke) free of her cardboard prison, which required a degree in mechanical engineering.
“Baby, we could be twins”
“Papa, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal in most states”
Also, it was debatable if Miss T was going to be getting a visit from Santa. There was an episode the day before the fat man was suppose to arrive.
“No momma, I’m not messing with your Dunn Bros reward card”.
And as always, there’s a question of who are the toys really for.
“I can really rock out to VanHalen on this”
Also, for those of you who live under a rock, Minnesota got some snow this week. Just a little.
“Papa, Save Me!!! Momma, pack my bags I’m going to live with Uncle Jac and Aunt Janna”
Oh my goodness everyone, do you realize that you only have a few more shopping days left? This year Tessa is looking forward to December 25th more than ever. She has been warming up by carrying the presents all around the house, poking holes in the pretty wrapping paper, and of course by trimming the tree!
“Papa, why did you put the decorations up so high?!? Ugh!”
With so much family it is impossible to celebrate on just one day, heck we can’t even do it one weekend since everyone lives all over the Midwest. Oh no…a whole month of Xmas with family…oh the horror of having to open so many presents.
“Oh my gosh Elmo, I am so glad you could make it to the party!”
This past Saturday was spent celebrating at Grandpa Gene’s house. Grandma Jude made a wonderful ham and turkey dinner for everyone to enjoy. Desserts were also in abundance and momma and papa learned the hard way what a sugar buzz on a one year old looks like. They also learned that babies high on M&Ms don’t pass out until at least 2 hours after their normal bedtime. (Momma is earmarking this entry for the “Don’t do drugs” talk).
“Grandpa, we need to dance to burn off some the calories from all the cookies we ate!”
No trip to Wisconsin is complete without a stop at Leinenkugels. Tessa got to watch Papa do what he does best.
“Woah”
And what better form of flattery is there other than imitation!
“Sluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrp”
This week Tessa’s slaves failed at documenting her life in photographic form. So, I will bore you all with the text format of the latest updates from the past week.
On Monday, Miss T assisted with the annual Christmas party hosted by the Hugo Lions Club. Each year the club (which mama and papa are members of) throw a Xmas bash for the senior citizens of Hugo. To help out this year, Tessa was the official cookie taste tester. She says that hands down, anything with a chocolate Hershey Kiss on the top was the cookie of choice.
The remainder of the week is a blur due to the fact there was a snow storm and commutes were long and momma’s memory is short. And since someone didn’t take any photos there’s no assistance for recall from that either.
Saturday we ummm….hmmmm….went to Walmart and uhhh…
Oh yes, we went to story time for toddlers at the library. Miss T enjoyed hearing someone else read a book. She also enjoyed playing with other kids she had never met before because they have yet to learn of her stealth at stealing toys. The have now officially been taught.
Sunday was the big holiday party at Great Grandma Gladdy’s home. We had jello and jello and some twice baked potato and jello. We also paraded up and down the rows of the dining room so that Miss T could show off her beautiful Xmas dress. Momma would show you, but as previously mentioned, Momma failed to take any pictures this week.
Here’s to next week! May Tessa’s parents love her enough to document her life in pictures.
What a busy weekend it was hanging out with Miss Tessa’s cousins in South Dakota . Tempatures were frigid but the love of family warmed the heart as Monkey celebrated Xmas with her momma’s side of the family.
“Why yes darling, this is a new car. How kind of you to notice.”
And time spent with family just isn’t complete without learning something new. This time Uncle John was kind enough to help Tessa out with her sharp shooting skills.
“Okay Uncle John, I wanna hear your war cry! Hoo Ahh!”
Winston was happy to take the trip to SoDak. He had a little relief when Monkey decided to torture Mr. Pickles instead.
“Hey Mr. Pickles, come on out! I just want to hug you!”
After two days of hearing her uncles and grandparents tell the same stories over and over Tessa had finally had enough.
“Uncle Andy, you are so full of it!!!”
Eventually Miss T gave up and started calling around for assistance with her escape plan.
“Hello, Enterprise? Is it true you’ll pick me up?”
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! The Shaffers hope that you were able to celebrate with the ones you love. We know that Tessa did, and oh my goodness does she love food. She celebrated the holiday with her grandmas in Wisconsin.
“Grandma Gladdy, what’s taking so long for that turkey to get here?”
After getting stuffed with turkey and all the fixings Miss Tessa got her hands on some pumpkin pie.
“Mmmmm”
But Tessa, Momma has to ask, “Are they as good as Mommy’s pumpkin bars with cream cheese frosting?”
“Mmmm <snarf snarf snarf>”
Never have I claimed that she’s a clean child that never makes a mess. But there’s no need to worry folks, just wash the baby and she’s as good as new.
Rub a dub dub, a pug in the tub
Then it’s time for family game night where Miss T cheats by not taking turns
<Whack whack whack> “Everyone take cover, Tessa is armed and dangerous”
Messy Tessie lived up to her name on Sunday when she helped momma bake some sugar cookies. She was a pro at adding flour to the cookies, countertop, and floor.
“I’m thinking we should just eat the dough Momma”
Of course Momma had to continue the tradition of cleaning the beaters by hand.
“Now this is what I’m talking about…Yummy!”
Trouble is, Monkey gets a little sassy when she finds a new skill-set.
“You gotta cut the cookies out like this!”
Of course, when it comes time for clean up Tessa and Poppa can be found in one place
“Oh Papa, don’t they smell delicious!?!”
What a big adventure to behold on Saturday for Miss Tessa. Grandpa Gene and Jude took her and momma and papa to the Minnesota Children’s Museum. This place was so much fun and had so much you could do! Tessa loved it so much she got herself a membership and plans to spend lots of time there this winter. Brrrr, it’s way too cold to play outside in Minnesota, and dangerous, you may just get your tongue stuck to a flag pole!
What kind of mischief can you get into and the Minnesota Children’s Museum?
There’s climbing
“Grampa, this is just like Robinson Crusoe!”
There are all sorts of buttons to push!
“Ooooh shoes and clothes!”
There’s fake bread you can carry all over with you
“This tastes as bad as it looks!”
There are gears to maneuver.
“Oh momma, it’s basic physics, let me show you again.”
Indoor ice fishing
“I’m not touching the bait Grampa”
You can pretend to be a sea turtle
“What sound does a turtle make?”
Best of all, you can giggle with your Grampa.
Grandpa Gene came to visit this week! Miss Tess showed him her favorite addiction.
“Grandpa, make sure the shoes coordinate with the shirt!”
You all will be happy to know that Miss T was able to get not only the seasonal flu shot at her 15 months appointment on Friday, but also the H1N1 flu shot as well. Unfortunately, she experienced the same side effect that her parents do when they receive the flu shot…getting sick. She woke up in the middle of the night with a blistering fever. While rocking, medicating, soothing, and boiling a pan of water on the forehead of the little Monkey; momma and papa prayed for the sandman to make an appearance and drop a sandbox worth of sleep into Miss T’s eyes.
Waking up fully refreshed from minutes of sleep on Saturday morning, the Shaffer crew loaded into the car and headed to Eau Claire, WI. The day was spent entertaining Grandma Carol’s cousin Faye and her husband Russ. From my understanding Faye and Tessa would be 3rd cousins; but I believe the technical label would be 2nd cousins twenty times twice removed sister-in-laws. Alright, maybe not, this genealogy stuff is confusing and momma now regrets not asking Cousin Faye, who is the arborist of the family tree, which term would have been the proper one to use.
“Honestly, this family and their picture taking, insane!”
Minnesota has been having a beautiful winter so far. Temperatures are in the upper 50’s and it’s sweater weather. Perfect for playing outside and working on the sidewalk art.
“Van Gogh should take lessons from me”
Tessa has also been doing more chores around the house.
“Look Momma, I did the dishes!”
What a busy weekend at the Shaffer Shack with Halloween and Packer parties. Our little bug was ready to go out and collect some candy on Saturday, but had to make it through Friday first. Lucky girl got to dress up two days in a row!
First we put her to work as a cat in the kitchen looking for mice.
“Here mousey mouse”
On Saturday night Tess hit the town to trick or treat with some crazy woman carrying her around. Miss T was very enthusiastic about the new experience.
“Wow, this is so much fun!”
On Sunday she dressed up as a little clone and was ready to cheer on the Packers.
“Sweet…A piggy-back ride!”
She was well prepared to watch the game.
“Oh the heartache!”
Being the sweet girl she is, Tess extended her deepest sympathy to her daddy on the Packers loss to the Vikings.
“It’s okay daddy, the Packers will kick butt next Sunday”
Sunday was a big day. Great Grandma Gladdy turned 91!!! Miss T helped Grandma celebrate by giving her presents, eating cake, stealing balloons and blowing kisses.
“Happy Birthday Gamma!”
Grandma Carol helped get Tess ready for winter by getting her very first sled. Momma and Papa had hours of exercise with this new toy.
“Slave, Go FASTER!!!”
Dissatisfied with the effort her parents put forth Miss T took matters into her own hands to show everyone how to get the job done.
“Winston, this would be easier if I didn’t feed you all of my dinner every night!”
Also, one must be more specific when wishing for hair.
DO YOU SEE IT!?!?! OMG…A COWLICK!!! Hair Gods why do you torture me so!?! Seriously! I spend all this time being a patient momma waiting for the hair to grow and then you go and do this!!!
Do you know what’s especially fun on a Saturday morning at around…oooh…roughly 5:00a.m. Playing in the clubhouse at the cabin.
“Here daddy, I think the baby needs a diaper change.”
Yep, it’s so much fun playing house with your babies hours before the sun will rise. Did you know that the gas station in Chetek, WI never closes? Grant and Kerrie do.
“Doesn’t everyone stuff their baby in the oven?”
No, my dear Tessa they don’t. Even when they are tired from not sleeping all night and then when they get up to drive to the gas station because someone insists on a glass of milk at FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!
The best part of an early morning, when Little Miss T decides it’s nap time.
“Oh Mister Bear…I don’t know why I’m so tired.”
Also fun on a Saturday morning, fine tuning a skillset. She’s really stepping it up with the shoplifting that all started way back when with a cow.
“Alright, time to hit the throttle full speed!”
“I’m outta here Mike, don’t even try to stop me!”
Oh man, did Tessa’s momma call it on the snow or what!!! On Sunday we got to wake up to a smattering of the white crud that some Minnesotans go crazy over. Thank goodness the Shaffers were prepared! Last year Tessa was too small to appreciate the frigid temperatures and the snowman material. This year however she can take it on full force. Check out the enthusiasm on this girl’s face!
“I love this stuff as much as Momma does!”
Poor little monkey had to learn the hard way that the surest sign that summer is over is when the lawn chair freezes to the patio.
“Ugh! It’s stuck! Papa I need your muscles!”
Little Miss T said “Forget this!” and went back into the cozy house and lounged out with her “Baby”.
“Hey pig, go get us some snacks.”
Now we all know that the little monsters mimic what we adults do. But why can’t it be our good habits.
“Ruby from daycare wants to go to the mall and I need a refill on my caramel macchiato!”
Well, maybe she does pick up on some of my good habits. She is totally in love with the same guy that her momma is in love with. J
Miss Tessa decided that her bedroom, the living, our bedroom, the kitchen, and the loft were not quite enough space for playrooms. She decided that it was necessary to take over JUST one more room of the house.
“Look, they have cool toys in here already!”
All Mom can say is “EWWWW!” and “WHY!?!” Seriously.
With the new found interest in the bathroom T’s parents thought “Hey, we’ll buy the training toilet and just let her get use to seeing it in the bathroom”.
Look at how flawlessly this plan has been executed.
“Oh my, I love my new throne, I can take it anywhere!”
October is also a time for change. Miss T is being transitioned to the toddler room early at daycare because, well let’s face it, she’s brilliant. Really…Mom and Dad have always thought she was a genius, but this just proves it. Kidding, I think the requirements are: can babble ten words, drinks from sippy cup, and is hazard to other babies. To prepare for the “Big Kid” room where we’ll get to play outside winter gear was purchased. It’s October in Minnesota, it will be blizzarding any day now.
“Bring on the snow…I’m ready!”
In addition to buying snow gear to prep for cold weather one must also work on extra layers of “warmth”. What better than some good solid German food from the Gasthaus!
There was entertainment!
“What the heck is that?”
And Spatzle and Red Cabbage…YUM!
“Oooh Yummy!”
Dessert!
“Ahhhhh”
And of course Grandma!!!
“Grandma, I don’t think Picasso was this good.”
Tessa’s cousins from South Dakota made the trip up to see her this past weekend. They spent the weekend learning the fine art of “blowing kisses”.
“Okay, make sure you emphasis the MU-WAH!”
“Oh Uncle John, let me show you proper puckering form”
“Sigh….some students just can’t master the skill”
Daddy has been doing some teaching of his own. While Momma was at Pilates class Papa taught her this fine skill
“Look Papa, I’m so strong!”
Can’t forget the skill that goes along with beer drinking….sitting on the couch.
“Papa, this is way better than what Momma and I do when we hang out!”
This week we studied the many faces of Tessa René
There’s Snarky
"you ain't the boss of me"
Ecstatic
"eeeeeeek...Like, oh my gawd!!!"
Contentment
"Fools, you're all fools!"
Silly
"Look momma, I could be a super model at the chair factory!"
Coy
"oh hush you!"
Inquisitive
"hey, what's that over there? Snacks?"
And just flat out adorable
Uhhh…I thought we had a few more years before momma and papa had to worry about this.
“momma, what’s up with this crazy boy?”
Oh my gawd where is he going with her? Tessa do not get into the car with that boy…do not!
“See ya dad…he’s got a motorcycle he wants to show me”
Momma and Papa’s hearts stopped with the images and foreshadowing this brought on:
Tessa Rene that boy is too old for you! You need to stay in school and play with your friends. <Sigh>
Daddy is currently installing locks on the basement door.
Miss T took her parents and Grandma Carol to the zoo on Saturday. Everyone had so much fun checking out the animals. Impressively, Tessa was convinced she knew what every animal was called.
First we went through the tropics...Tessa loooooved the Otters!
"Dog...dog...dog!"
Over at the wild boars Miss T was just as enthusiastic.
"dog...dog!"
And over at the aquarium we found...
"Dog!"
She eventually got it right with the prairie dog display.
"Dog!"
She also came across an animal she recognized.
"Hey Mister Zebra...I have your cousin crashin' in my living room!"
And don't forget the petting zoo goats!!!
"Dog dog dog dog"
Mom looooves the goats
Mr. Goat: "Mmmmmm, snacks!"
LOVES THEM!!!
Mr. Goat II: "Give me the food woman or I'll take you down!"
Miss Tessa is becoming quite the dining connoisseur. She took her poppa out for lunch on Sunday afternoon at the Blue Heron. She has now developed a new addiction.
“What would make this burger even tastier?”
“Hmm, Heinz Ketchup you say?”
“I do it”
“Best use my favorite utensil to test it with”
“Mmmm, that’s good!”
Momma and Poppa feel that if Miss T thinks she’s getting fancy ketchup at every meal she better start doing some chores around the house.
“Why don’t you ever put pants on me Mom?”
Also, Tess would like to remind everyone that the 1st season game for the Packers is on September 13th.
Touchdown!!!”
Oh my goodness, this lazy momma has been slacking on the picture updates. For all you know Tess may have a full of head of hair (Don’t worry, she doesn’t…still bald, not that it irritates this momma, no really it doesn’t, okay maybe a little).
Grandpa Gene and Grandma Jude came to visit the week after the big bash. They had a family wedding to go to (and weddings only happen once, well, in theory). They brought our little Monkey a gift that she absolutely LOVED!
“I love this toy so much…soooo much”
Don’t worry Grandpa Gene and Grandma Jude…Tess has actually grown to love her Zebra.
“Papa is signing me up for the rodeo!”
“I got my own style for riding...I don’t need no stinkin’ saddle”
And when the zebra tuckers out and Tess still has a need for speed she moves on to her next adrenaline fix
“I think I need some leather chaps!”
“Wanna race for Pinks?”
However, momma and papa worry that the racing thing has been taken to the extreme
“Ready. Set…”
“Goooooooo!”
Tess is also learning the fine art of sharing…from the dinner table
“Winston this is pizza, you’ll love it!”
Don’t worry, Winston shares in return, whether he knows it or not
Tessa learned that if you try to throw a tantrum in the tub the same way you do on dry land that the results are very different.
For example: on dry land you can launch yourself forward and wail at the same time. You can do this over and over again. And if your mom walks away from you during said tantrum you can get up and chase her around the house all while sounding like a fire truck “waah waah waaah” <snort snort, eyeball mom, yep she’s looking at me> “waaah waah waaah” <snort snort, look up “where’d momma go?”> “waaah waaah waah”<hmmm, think I’ll snack on this dog food>.
However, attempt to throw a tantrum in the same fashion while bathing…well, you get a different result. For example: Momma is trying to brush your teeth and you insist on “I did it” while snatching the toothbrush out of mom’s hand. Mom grabs the other toothbrush and again you insist on “I did it”. So while you’re distracted by trying to snag the “new” toothbrush mom pulls the original out of your hand. Of course you notice this immediately and momma apparently missed the clear indication that you wanted ALL the toothbrushes. So you set into meltdown mode and throw yourself forward, just like you do on land. “Waaaaaa blub blub gurgle gurgle”. You sit up, let the water run out of your nostrils and realize you’re angrier than before “Waaaaah waaaa blub blub gurgle gurgle”. Look up, make sure mom is watching and notice that she is laughing hysterically at your expense.
I do have to give our girl credit; on the 3rd attempt she put her arm out, learned forward, glared at momma and set the wailing on full force. She’s a quick study.
So Tessa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Don’t forget that good hygiene is a must!
Oh the fun of being One!
Being One means you are now able to much more quickly bi-pedal over the dog’s dish and eat his Kibbles-n-Bits after refusing the dinner your mother slaved over. (Beat dog over head with plastic Little People doll if he interferes).
Being One means you are now tall enough to use the toilet bowl for washing your hands; which is promptly followed by shoving freshly “cleansed” hands into the mouth for flavor inspection.
Being One means that whatever mom is having for a snack was actually meant for you, no need to share…sharing is a one way street…from mom to “big girl”. Choking hazard does not apply when snacks are procured using this method.
Being One means that every toy in the house must be pulled out for inspection on a daily basis. Once completed toss at random around house. Also, giggle uncontrollably if after inspection you are able to launch object at mom’s head and successfully procure loud high pitched sound from mom’s mouth. Toys must be inspected and launched minimum of ten times in two hour timeframe.
Being One means you must also test integrity of your 8 teeth on soft pliable surface. Preferably fleshy part of classmates who unwittingly faced away from you when you are showcasing walking skills. Mom will enjoy signing report of your success for the teacher! (Bonus points for multiple incident reports on same day or if teacher is caught in crosshairs). While at daycare One year old must also practice Gladiator skills by tackling and clothes lining unsuspecting classmates. (Bonus points if Mom signs incident report for this as well).
At end of each day totally redeem ones self by being comedic genius...
....and absolutely adorable.
Who's the cutest baby in the world? You are. No you are!
That Tessa, she sure knows how to throw one heck of a party! Relatives and friends came from all over to stare in wide wonder that Miss T survived her first year with Grant and Kerrie as parents. They also came from near and far because there was a promise of food, drink, and slobbery baby kisses.
Ooooh, It’s my birthday party!!!
Hmmm, what do I think of birthday cake?
Tessa thinks…
HEY!!! DON’T TOUCH MY CAKE!!!
And who knew that opening presents required so much assistance!?
As do slides.
And wagon rides.
Bean bags can be handled on their own.
Gosh, I am so awesome at this game!
After a long day of being a princess and the guest of honor at your first birthday you somtimes just need to find a place to hide.
Happy Birthday to you, our darling Tessa Rene'. What a difference a year makes!
August 3, 2008
August 2, 2009 (and still no hair)
Miss Tess has been preparing for all the visitors that she expects for her birthday party this coming Saturday. It's hard being famous so sometimes a girl needs a hiding place.
Hmmm, maybe I need a better hiding spot
Instead of hiding our little celebrity worked on her get away skills and looking incognito
My goodness....the cameras are everywhere...I can't see a thing!
And when all else fails, escape reality by self-medicating
Hmmm, maybe I can use a little of Momma's headache juice
Tessa says she can't wait to make a splash at her birthday party on Saturday.
We'll see you there!
If you have ever wondered what the consequences of drinking coffee while pregnant(of course it was decaf) or nursing would be I have the answer:
I’m just not me until I get my fix of coffee in the morning!
Miss T got her birthday present from Momma and Papa early. Why? Because it was on clearance and we had a coupon.
Okay, I see that the thingy goes in the thingy and you use the thingy to make ‘em stick.
Tess also attempted to start her own cab business but as many know, starting out can be tough!
Tess: Hey Lady, Rides aren’t free!
Tess is also working on a few other career options:
Super Model!!!
Fireman!!!
Sumo Wrestler!!!
Little Miss T spent Sunday afternoon helping Momma celebrate the last day of her twenties. She was a little good luck charm at the horse track where she partook in watching the ponies.
Go horsey go!
She also had dinner with Grandma at the party.
<Snarf snarf> Mmmmmm noodles and nuggets.
Tessa’s favorite part of the whole day? Petting Zoo pig.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Okay, maybe it was the pony ride.
Oooooooooh!
Tessa celebrated the 4th of July at the cabin with Grandma Carol and her parents. She attended the world’s longest parade (2hours…Ack) in the summer heat, but she loved every minute!
hello fire truck, I need some h2o!
She also worked on looking cool with some 80’s throwback shades. I highly doubt she wants to hear about how her Daddy owned a pair just like ‘em when he was a kid.
Oh yea, my future’s so bright…
Best prize of the whole parade?... flyswatter…Oh yea
You ain’t getting’ my flyswatter!
Every morning we watch the fair haired child fighting with the dark haired child over the best seat in the house.
Oh my gosh Winston, Look! We both can fit in the bed!
Hey Winston, don't leave!!!
Grrrr...Winston you weigh a ton! Moooooooove.
See Winston...isn't this comfy!?
I'd also like to know if anyone knows anybody in the yoga community...Seriously...I don't think feet are meant to bend this way...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
On Wednesday Little Miss T dished out her first serving of verbal sass. Thankfully it was to her teacher and not her momma…she knows better than to challenge the queen of sass.
Miss Tess was seated at school early in the morning dining on her English muffin with cream cheese and side dish of banana. Per her usual routine she had made several attempts to dump the contents of her plate onto the floor but had her plans foiled by the lightning catcher skills of Miss Wendy, her teacher. When our little devil made her fourth attempt to dispose of her breakfast Miss Wendy said to her, “Tessa, if you try dumping your food on the floor again I will have to take it away”. To which Miss T promptly responded by pointing her authoritative chubby little index finger at the unsuspecting Miss Wendy and in her commanding chipmunk voice said, “No”.
Ahhh defiance. Some days it’s like looking in a mirror
Yeah, what'cha gonna do about it?
Miss T sure loves her Papa. So much so that she agreed to go bowling with Papa and Grandpa for a whole afternoon without having a meltdown. She was fantastic.
Don't get a gutterball Papa!
She did an awesome job of bowling herself
Really? I have to use your Packers ball Papa? <sigh>
And with keeping score
Grandpa, I want to run the score machine MYSELF!!!
Also, Miss T has taken to walking...supported...but she's closer and closer to mobile.
I'm outta here...the maid service stinks.
And Momma and Papa think they need to get Tessa some more Human friends...she's starting to behave like Winston more and more.
Woof woof...I'm a puppy!
Tessa wishes every Papa out there a very happy Father's Day!
Don’t let those stay at home mom’s fool you. I bet any one of them would give their left eyeball to be able to drop off the kid at daycare so they could relax for eight hours at a desk job. Or maybe that’s just me…ahh family vacations.
The Shaffer family went on a week long vacation up at Lake Pokegama in Chetek, WI with the Skinner crew. The sunny weather also went on vacation, but not at the same location, thus leaving us with rain for the first 3 days. Many games of Wii were played, the 500 piece puzzle picked out by the 9 year old cousin was completed, and the hot-tub was refilled at least six times.
On the fourth day Mother Nature said “Let there be Sun! For you go home tomorrow morning and must jet-ski to the point of crippling thyself.
What? Who’s turning 30 next month…can’t be that girl jumping in the trampoline…nooo.
Tessa went on her maiden voyage in the party barge (a.k.a pontoon).
Oh thank goodness they have snacks on this boat!
She also checked out the nature center…who doesn’t love a bleached out animal skull!?
So hard to choose Papa, antler or horn?
She also did some teething and now has an official count of 6 teeth. Gnaw gnaw gnaw…rabid baby!
Grrrr! Watch out Bear!
Oh, and she started climbing stairs on Sunday, but Mom has figured out how to contain that.
My gawd, what time does daycare open?!?!
Send wine.
This weekend was relaxing for the Shaffer Shack. Tessa insisted that we lay low so she could get some rest before her relatives from South Dakota show up on Friday for a fun-filled week.
On Sunday Mom and Dad took Miss T to the Como Zoo to check out the animals. She was enamored and just couldn’t get enough.
How do you like the giraffe Tessa?
See my rattle?
Hey, I don’t think you’re respecting the awesomeness of my rattle.
Gosh this is one impressive rattle!
Little Miss T did find one animal she could relate to…well the bronze statue version anyhow.
Hello Mr. Gorilla
The exciting afternoon ended with T’s first ride on a carousel.
As you can see…she loved the idea!
Oh my gosh…I love the things my parents make me do for their entertainment.
This is going to be sooo much fun!
YAY!!!! Make it go again!
Miss Tessa had a busy week. Per the usual, she’s teething. To the point that momma completely understands how someone can become an alcoholic as a means to numb the pain of bleeding eardrums. Seriously, what is the decibel level of a crying baby? And let me remind you that momma is still nursing that teething screaming baby…have you seen the fangs?
Arrrrr...I’m gonna get you mom momm momma mom.
Not to mention that attitude and lovely rash that come with all the glory that is a tiny creature that is strong enough to launch herself from your arms towards any open window, staircase, cement slab etc etc etc.
However, our little darling did have a visit from Grandpa Gene.
Grandpa’s little angel
After putting on the performance of a lifetime for Grandpa Miss T was back to her old ways. It started with torturing the dog.
You can’t reach it way up here Winston
Run and get it dog
HAHAHAHA
Tess also celebrated Memorial Day by throwing a pool party for herself and her friend Sam. The ladies played in the shade.
Boy, we could sure use some snacks
Then the sun was high and so was the temperature, so the girls jumped in the pool.
Winston partied the only way he knows how
Can someone roll me to the water dish?
The entire day was topped off with a fun filled wagon ride, which Tess thoroughly enjoyed.
This past weekend was spent clinging to the trees for dear life because it was so darn windy in South Dakota . Tessa took her parents to Tea, SD for her cousin Bomber’s pre-school graduation and Aunt Gina’s graduation from Nursing school (No she won’t look at the rash on your tush, I already tried).
The weekend was off to a roaring start with sword fights
Oh no, not my Papa!
Papa!!!
Miss T also learned how to drive a racecar
Watch out Danica Patrick, I’m coming for you
Tess also got to meet her 2nd cousin Carter.
How SWEET are these balloons, Carter?! MINE!!! (yoink)
And Daddy took us swimming for the first time ever
Nice “swimsuit” Daddy.
Most importantly, Tess spent lots of time hanging out with her older cousins learning new things
Don’t mess with my dustbuster Maddie!
What do you mean you don’t want fried chicken with your tea, Bomber?
Okay, so how do I get Mario to go over here?
Ladies and Gentlemen, “THE” day is finally upon us. Miss Tess is mobile! Yup, she’s crawling…which makes it a whole lot easier for her to get that glorious fistful of dog-hair from somewhere near Winton’s butt. Yes, momma really loves this obsession of “hey dog, give me that curly thing by your arse”….ACK! Why, for the love of pug, must she aim for that end of the dog?!? She's also pulling herself up to standing. Thus everyone loves to point out how she will be "running soon". Which brings us to my gift!
Mother’s Day was very nice! Tess and Poppa got mom a new heart monitor watch. I know, “Ugh, a watch…for exercise…why?”…well, because after nine months I’ve decided to finally work on losing that weight from the pregnancy…plus I’d like to fit into my summer clothes.
I feel fortunate however, that I was the only “thing” in the house to get a gift. Why? Because apparently every inanimate object in the house is “momm momm momma mom”
see the chair, that's Momma, see the paper in her hand,that's Momma, see the dog arse, that's Momma
Oh, and my parenting skills are improving! See how I've taught my daughter independence...
Never you mind that it's on top of a chair on the 3rd floor balcony...that right there is one little cookie who knows how to entertain herself!
I just hope that you all had a wonderful Mother's Day and found time to laugh and enjoy your daughters as much I enjoy mine.
Tess got shots and a blood test yesterday. It was an awful day. Baby Girl did not deal well with the finger stick and the blood collection that followed. She screamed and bawled all the while blood gushed from her finger as Momma tried to calm her in the waiting room at the clinic. People stared. Mothers who had "been there" gave sympathetic glances. Teenage girls made sure they had taken their birth control pill that morning.
After giving up on stopping the bloodflow Mom made a bee-line for the car. I'm pretty certain a round of applause broke out once we left the building.
Eventually a distraught baby will pass out and when she does the sleeping position can be envied by yoga masters everywhere.
While it is wonderful that your parents have lots of friends who also had babies in 2009, well it can also make for busy weekends. We attended Nola's bday party on Saturday. Lots of cake and playing with toys...busy busy babies.
Most importantly however, Miss T found her new favorite past time. Playing the NASCAR race in the background and then having daddy push us around in our CRUISERS car pretending to be a race car driver!!!
If dad's knees blowout then he just props in front of the tv so we can pretend we're really racing.
Daddy also thinks that Box makes a wonderful baby containment device so he can read the paper in peace on Sunday morning.
Little Miss T says, "Don't forget Sunday is Mother's Day!"
I have to admit, it's a slow news week in the Shaffer Shack. Mostly we are all just waiting for Little Miss T to finally either start crawling or walking. The slaves are tired and it isn't to far fetched to assume there will be a mutiny if someone doesn't start getting toys for herself.
Tess did see all of her faternal grandparents this week however.
She received fashion advice from Grandpa Gene
"You sure this doesn't make me look fat Grandpa?"
Worked on her future career as a structural engineer with Grandma Carol
And showed Great Grandma Gladdy her spunky stand up routine
Watch out Sara Silverman...I got your number!
Mom and Dad had thought that Fridays with Granmda Carol were a wonderful idea, but they are now beginning to question grandma's influence.
For example...Looks like the two have been working on Miss Tessa's Playboy Bunny career.
Hey Hef...Call me!
Of course grandma does have some good influence. She brought Miss T a new summer hat to wear. It was put to good use on Saturday when riding out and about in the wagon in the beautiful weather we had in Minnesota.
There was also lots of fun playing with our friend Sammie at the cookout mommy and daddy had with their friends Liz and Jeff.
Sammie, "Does your mother ever stop taking pictures?" Tessa, <sigh> "No".
Miss Tessa survived her trip to see the cousins, aunt, uncles, and smooching grandparents in South Dakota. Mom and Dad survived a four hour car ride with an 8 month old.
She had lots of fun eating (as did mom and dad) and she even got to be outside...FINALLY!
Oh my! A golden egg
She also received Easter baskets galore, enough that you would think she would share...
It's MINE!!!
Or not.
Most importantly Tess got to hang out with her cute cousins
To all of you in California, or anywhere else with a montonous weather forecast of 80 and sunny; here is how your Minnesota kinfolk are feeling these days:
While this photo is deceiving because it looks quite lovely outside...it is not. It is, as always, FREEZING! An iceage has set itself down upon Minnesota and the rest of the Midwest and it refuses to move along.
Due to such long stretches of cold, otherwise known as Fall, Winter, and Spring here, we find that we have to re-train ourselves for simple things. For example, wearing sunglasses:
Well then, of course, some of us are born naturals.
Next week, we will be learning about the necessity of a post-winter pedicure and how to walk in flip-flops.
So, I know that on this site all you see is smiling happy go lucky Tessa. I feel it's important to be truthful.
She's not always happy...
Granted, she is a very happy girl a majority of the time...but she can be downright evil...
and defiant...
And she likes to bark orders at her slaves at times...
Exhibit A
Bring me my toys!!!
Exhibit B
Make it go faster!!!
I can hear the whip cracking in the background...can't you!?!
Thank goodness for those moments that make it all worthwile
Thursday night Grandpa Gene came over for dinner. He's been working nearby and Papa invited him over for the evening. We had dinner, conversation, and lots of play time with Grandpa!
Go Gophers!!! Oh, wait...they lost :(
Grandpa brought Miss T a singing Easter card...which Mom and Dad are still having to listen to, but it's cute.
Let's go to the hop!
Oh, and did anyone notice the sunshine this weekend...it was glorious!!!
And of course, the bathing beauty took in lots of rays while working on her tan.
How fabulous am I?!?!
But then she realized that she really doesn't want wrinkles when she's as OLD as Momma, so she put on her hat.
Of course there is just no stopping this little diva, no matter what she's wearing.
Why yes, I do look smashing in a hat, Darling.
To top of the evening Miss Tessa held a parade in our living room for our neighbors David and Heather...She's a natural.
Miss Tessa waves to her fans.
This weekend was spent in Eau Claire, Wisconsin hanging out with the Grandmas. It was a very busy weekend as you all will see.
Saturday morning Miss T took a nap while mommy and daddy bought her very first car for her.
Dad loves the gas milage!
Then it was time for lunch with Great Grandma Gladdy
Once again Miss Tessa was show-boating with musical talent.
And Great Grandma played a duet!
After the concert Grandma Carol took Miss Tessa to Wells Fargo to open a savings account. Bring on the birthday bucks!!!
Waiting for the banker!
Look at all this money!!! <drool>
Finally, after a good nap Tessa and Grandma took Daddy out for a birthday dinner at the Japanese grill.
Wow! Dinner and a show!
What a busy weekend!!! But we did learn that sticky rice is...well...sticky!
Well all, it's been a while since Miss T has updated you on her latest and greatest antics. Mostly she's been eating and sleeping. In between that she screams at her slaves to entertain her because she is too lazy to crawl to her toys. Okay, maybe it's more to do with just not knowing how, but Mom and Dad are pretty sure she has the concept of slavery mastered.
So what has the big girl been up to?
Well, She's more like her father everyday...
She's also developed a pretty heavy Puff addiction
Oh My Gawd....PUFFS!!!
<snarf snarf> It's the sweet nectar of the gods
Ahhhh, sweet sweet sugar high
Last weekend Daddy went to his smelly belching and farting cabin in the woods with his other Daddy friends. They all escaped to the Great North so that they could drink beer without hearing the Mommies asking "How many have you had? You smell like beer...are you drunk again?".
So with the freedom of not having to entertain Papa; Tessa and Mom climbed into Grandma Carol's car and headed to the nice cabin with indoor plumbing.
So, how much has Miss Tessa grown since her first trip to the cabin at the ripe old age of 11 days? Just a little.
OH, and Miss T is more like her mother everyday...as in we just can't take her anywhere in public. At 6 months she has already attempted to shoplift...a cow. Luckily it was caught in time and Mom had the good fortune of paying for the cow upon which Miss T had already slobbered.
As you can see from the picture she is "VERY" remorseful and promised to never do it again.
Get your own cow, I got this one fair and square
Miss Tessa was Great Grandma Gladdy's Valentine this year. She played several rounds of patty-cake and showed off her two lovely teeth. However, drag out the camera and we're nothing but serious.
The latest and greatest activity is jumping...all morning, all day, all evening...and if we watched quite possibly while sleeping as well.
But the best toy to play with is Winston....it's also lots of fun to torture him by stealing his toys as well.
Poor Pooch doesn't even know what's in store
Hey...I was playing with that snakey thing dog
Momma and Pappa forsee many games of tug-o-war
Little T's weekend went from ho-hum and nothing to do to very quickly booked. Ahh the trouble with popularity.
Friday night was spent chillin' with Grandma Carol while momma and pappa spent their hard earned money at the annual PTA fundraiser.
Saturday was busy with grocery shopping in the early morning. Then that afternoon was spent having lunch and hanging out with Grandpa Gene and Grandma Jude. They took the half pint to the Science Museum where she enjoyed looking at all the lights and people...and uh...learning too.
Saturday night Big Max came over. Mom is no longer allowed to refer to him as the "Enormous Baby". Why? Because he is two months older than Tess but they are now the same size...ahhh Karma.
What a handsome devil that Max is
Sunday Miss T went to the library and then hung out at home fine tuning her skills as a musician.
Miss Tessa loves performing her songs for all to hear.
As you can see she is a very serious composer.
So serious that it's best not to interrupt or one will be reprimanded.
Soo serious that sometimes when composing pieces she becomes manic about her art. Bach was mad too....right?!?
Hi Everyone! Miss T is six months today...she asks that you mark your calendars now as you only have six shopping months left until her birthday.
She had a check up today and is growing like a weed. It's always nice when the doctor says, "Tess, you have a huge noggin'". That's a good thing right? Hmm.
Unless you live under a rock you know the Super Bowl was on Sunday. And I'm sure most of you had your 3-D glasses. So, what happens when you give a baby her own pair of 3-D glasses? This.
Yes, that's right...the cobination of black ink and saliva results in a facial tattoo. No, worries...Daddy cleaned up his mess.
And an additional update...she is sitting up better and better every day.
Did I mention she enjoys the taste of elephant...quite the connoisseur. But she now has two teeth to use when gnawing on every object within reach.

Courtesy of Josh Garrett...Thanks Josh! Too funny!
Apparently our daughter likes talking to daddy's exes on Facebook
"So Erin..mmmkeaigaoih awesome is my daddy mmmnnnnntklz./"

"oh...Mom....hey"

"soooo, I prolly shouldn't be chatting with daddy's ex-girlfriends huh?"

"well...i'm gonna..."

"akjeiagm; Erin...my mother is here /kaoib092u3ik mmmmnnn."

"Yea, whatcha gonna do about it Mom?"
On Friday Miss T had a fun time haning out with Grandma Carol and Mom.
She especially enjoyed going to the Green Mill. While there she chattered and played...loudly. Always sweet and always attracting attention. As T and gramma made their way to the table a nice lady walked up and said to Tessa "you sure haven't missed any meals have you?". Soon I will have Tessa trained in on how to respond to these comments...preferably with projectile spit-up. :) We also barged through the aisles of Babies R' Us and JC Pennys...This girl outgrows her jammies soo fast!
Tessa also got to make a new friend on Sunday. She met Nola, the daughter of our friends Lance and Erin. While the girls didn't do much but poke eachother in the eyes; mom and dad appreciated time out of the house...especially since this frigid winter has everyone cooped up.
Miss T has a tooth...yes that's right...A tooth. So, I know you can just barely see it in the photo (do you know how hard it is to hog-tie a baby to get a picture?!?) But it's definitly there. Sweet sweet Aunt Gina says, "Ah her first tooth...Goodluck with that nursing thing <snicker snicker cackle>."
I swear it's there, right by the tip of my finger...I know it's there...I've felt it.
My mom is so cute I could just eat her up....in fact I've tried.
This morning Mom and Dad took Tessa to the doctor. We're still awaiting the results but they're pretty certain that she has RSV. We gave Miss T a nebulizer at about 1p.m. and she finally fell into a sound sleep. She's been napping since and Mom hopes she wakes soon to eat, however Mom doesn't dare poke the sleeping bear.
I will keep you all updated on how she is doing.
Tessa has been spending Fridays with Grandma Carol. It's wonderful that Miss Tessa will have a bond with her Grandma like I do with my Grandma Marg. I have memories so full of love when I think of Grandma Marg. She has taught me so many things and I know that Carol will do the same for Tessa. (Thank you Gram for teaching me it's okay to use every pan in the kitchen. I always repeat the mantra that "A messy cook is a good cook".
Now, back to the main character of this story. Grandma Carol went to her boss a few months back and said "I need to go part time and this is why":
(Who is this woman and is she going to eat me?)
Needless to say, Grandma was concerned that her grandaughter wasn't going to know who she was. And yes, she actually showed the picture to the people in her workplace as an explanation for cutting back on her workload.
Thus, Grandma Carol has been visiting Miss Tessa every other Friday and the two have a budding friendship that Laverne and Shirley would envy. It's so wonderful seeing these two and how in love they are with eachother. I am so glad that my daughter will know what it's like to have the best grandma in the world....just like her mom does (Love you much Grandma Marg).
As I mentioned Tessa is now able to rollover...when she feels like it or when on high up surfaces...whichever gives her the most street cred.
Here I go...
Oh man...I'm moving now...
Tah Dah!!!
Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
We hope you had a joyous time celebrating with your loved ones this year. Tessa is hanging out with Grandma Carol this weekend and celebrating all her latest achievments. Mom is on standby for meals and Dad's here so he can drop the girls off at the door at the mall. He's also handy to have around for carrying heavy packages filled with loot.
On Christmas eve we showed everyone how we can now roll over, tummy to back and back to tummy! We're getting sooo Big! Tessa's also started eating rice cereal...If that isn't gourmet then what is? Come on...dehydrated flakes in a box..add a little water...mmmmm mmmm mmmm so much better than anything at The Cheescake Factory.
Grandma Carol has been taking very good care of everyone. We are all stuffed to the gills with good food. We also have lots of fun watching movies, shopping, and kicking mom and dad out the door so that baby and Grandma can play together without bossy parents trying to enforce the rules. :)
Wishing you and yours a happy holiday.
Love,
Grant, Kerrie, Tessa and Winston
Did I mention the disdain for Santa?
Daddy saw how much fun Tessa was having in her Bumbo that he decided he needed to get in on the action.....back away ladies...He's taken.
Last Thursday the cousins got into town and crashed down upon the Shaffer Shack. Madison (8y.o.) and Dylan...a.k.a. Bomber (5y.o.) showered Miss Tessa with kisses and adoration. While here I don't think she spent any waking moment not being held by someone who loved her. And you wouldn't believe what these cousins brought for Tessa's first Xmas....A Xmas Tree!!! They knew Mom and Dad didn't put one up and wouldn't allow her to go without. Mom really love John, Gina, Punky, Bomber, and Mr. Pickles (the dog). They're just too wonderful!
Friday morning she exchanged Xmas presents under the tree with the cousins and can't wait to be big enough to splash around in the tub with them! On Friday afternoon T got to go bowling...well...she got to watch. Then she took Aunt Gina around to the local hospitals because she really wants her to move here when she graduates from nursing school. On Saturday she got to go have breakfast with Santa. She was very good about getting her picture taken...okay...she looked annoyed at this fat guy with a beard...but she didn't bawl her eyes out. That night her Uncle John and Aunt Gina made a big holiday dinner...of which she didn't get to eat anything...no solids yet! Sunday was brunch and the sad goodbyes :(
As you can see by the photo...Tessa is trying to maintain her girlish figure by playing Wii Fit...just like Momma and Papa.
Happy Turkey Day...hope everyone spent it with the ones they love. Miss T spent it with her Grandma Carol and Great Grandma Gladdy. She snuck a little taste of mashed potatoes and they didn't seem too bad...But shhhhh, don't tell the pediatrician.
Most of her day was spent showing everyone on well she can sit up in the Bumbo (The green chair in the pics) and telling them stories about how much fun daycare is during the week.
Grandma Carol tried helping Tessa cheat at rolling over, claiming it's not cheating, you just have to be shown how the first time.
This weekend will be spent wrapping gifts and putting out the holiday decorations. Maybe by Xmas we'll be eating some solids and will really be able to dig into those potatoes!
Little Miss T decided there was no need for sleep in the Shaffer Shack last night. Noooo, Tessa says. At 1a.m. she awakes...cries out in the night for a feast! And when mom walks groggily into the room Tessa looks up and says "Why so tired Mom, didn't you sleep at daycare all day too?". So, the first attempt to put Miss T back to bed fails...back up, she feasts again, Mom and babe pass out in the recliner. We attempt to put her down at 230...mom's exhausted, Dad takes to bouncing her. She goes down at 300...back up at 330...Another feast, another nap in the chair. Restless sleep....sleep deprivation....denied TOO much caffiene...you know, the amount needed to keep going. Co-workers have been warned...Don't poke the bear.
Can't wait to be a grandparent where you get all the fun of the baby and none of the parental suffering. (well, we can wait at least 25 years or so) I question...how are people crazy enough to do this baby thing a second time? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Have I mentioned that a thumb to drool upon is the best thing in the whole world?
Breakfast on the stairs with Papa before heading out for school.
Tessa is being fined for talking during the meeting.
Tessa fights for the money jug.
"Yea, I'm not so crazy about this white stuff"
Lounging with Mr. Pig
"My gosh mom...your feet are enormous!"
So just how many autographs do you think this girl hands out???
love, your cousin Punky