The Familia


From Today
on the occasion of his 1 month birthday

Drying Off


Aww, look at the baby


Goin' Out


Happy and Fat


Wigglin'


Rollin'


Scratchin'


Seepin'


D Money
D Money in the House

Wearing Pants


Big Boy


Big Boo


First Day
Old Picture, not yet posted

Passie


Hangin'


Hangin' with Memaw


Two Cousins


Ames


Ames


Momma


Ames wearing red


Amy
Just thought you might not know her real name

Cara
Her real name is actually Mommy now

Mother and Son


Momma and Baby


Mommy and Son


Cara and Son


Papa


Daddy


Chillin' Dirty


Mommy some more


Get Loose


Le Petes


Tino

So Sweet


Papa
Dad loves his grandson!

Familia


Papa II
Can you feel the proud-ness?

Feedin D-Train
He enjoyed it.

Uncle Wes' Birthday
There was cake involved, so we made that trip

Memaw
She loves her great grandson

Blowin'


Mo' Blowin'


Bath Time Is Over
What a relief

Bath Time!
Delton washes his stankin' feet

I gotta wet ya
He didn't like baths very much

Washin'
Isn't it weird how it's okay to take naked pictures of babies?

Bath Time is Over
So relieved

Aunt Amy


Hagan and Delton
Trouble in the making

Jenn and Hagan
Hagan liked Baby Delt

Aunt Ames


Seepin'


Aunt Ames 3.0
Do you like how there was an outfit change? That's an old photographer's trick.

MOMMY!


Cryin'
It's so funny to me but so sweet. (yet funny)

Feed Me


Happy


Spikes
He's a cutie!

Cryin'
It's so funny to me

Pregnant Cara
This was about 4 days before D-Money was born

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Mister Man


Dee Dub


Grandparents


Peekin'


Hi


My favorite


Momma and Baby


Up Close


Cryin'


I like this one too


Grandparents


Mister Man


Dee Dub


Grandparents


Peekin'


Hi


My favorite


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Up Close


Cryin'


I like this one too


Grandparents

Big Baby D
Whoever took this clearly had "Title Slide" in mind

Clothesline
Much work went into the presentation, which is important.

Cake
I know it's right but it's always weird to me to look at these monograms.

Food
is good.

More Food
Ginny actually let her picture be taken. She probably didn't know.

Gifts
Presumably before any were opened. How should I know? I wasn't there.

More gifts
They aren't opposed to having their photos taken.

Flowers
Obviously, a woman is behind these photos.

Mommy C
Look, you can see the belly sticking out. There's something living in it!

Mo' Mommy
Apparently what happens at baby showers is standing behind tables and smiling.

Mommy and hosts
Again, Ginny consents to being photographed.

Cara and sisters
And the one who is apparently surprised is Grandma Cha Cha.

Mommy and hosts
But this time, the photois up and down, if you look close you might see feet?

Mo' Mommy II
In this one, C straps on a feed bag. Hey, don't judge! She's pregnant!

Talking
I personally believe all this is fake and scripted. But maybe it's just me.

Family Pictures
They didn't get the memo to "act as if you are casually talking"

Cheers
The champagne glass is a trick. There is no alcohol in it. No te preocupas

Talking?
This one seems legitimate.

Helpin'
A couple of Delton's "aunts"

Talkin'
Kelly explains what is in the bottle in Act II.

The Two Grandmothers
Cha Cha and Grandmother Name Yet to Be Chosen.

Lindsey
Hey, Lindsey, Glad you could make it. We started at 10:00 not 10:45, punk!

ACTION!
Okay, in this scene, open some gifts. Ready, GO!

Mo' Gifts
Okay, look down at the ground. Ready, GO!

Gifts
I'm really running out of clever commentary.

Blankey Boo
Delton doesn't have to call it that name, it's not mandatory or anything.

Hold It Up
Part of the allure of a shower is making someone hold up gifts for 2 hours.

Blue Blankey
Let's just say Delton won't have to worry about being cold.

I see something
It's a football. Obviously, that's for Daddy and not the boy.

Hold It
"I didn't see it. Hold it up again. Yeah, just hold it up again." (snickering)

Burp Cloths
I'm glad they are labeled because now I know they aren't mine to slobber on.

Jumper?
There's either an elephant or a rhino on it. Either way, it's a zoo animal.

Gift #41,526
(Insert your own hilarious comment here)

Smile for the Camera
Alright, who's trying to poach the official photography duties?

Cute to the third power
This outfit can best be described as "mackadocious"

Who knew?
According to several participants, this will be used frequently.

In case you missed it
There are baskets and baskets of gifts for the Master D.

SURPRISE!
Really too big to wrap or hide, so, here you go!!!

Rock Me
Since you can't tell, this is actually a rocker. That's right, a Glider Rocker.

Chelsea
Is it cute that Chelsea can fit in Meredith's chair?.....The answer is Yes.

Genuine
Okay, everyone seems to actually be enjoying the experience. I believe you now.

Stuff
There's a lot of it.

Daddy
I even got invited to make an "official" appearance.

The two mommies
Cake may be larger than it appears.

Chequiero
In this one, Daddy is educated on what he needs to know.

Friends
Mommy's college friends

The Eight
Yes, I can count. There are only 7. So, what are you gonna do about it?

Miss Davey "Louise" Sunshine
Delton's anxiously awaiting housemate. Ain't she sassy?

Mister Tino
He has already claimed some of Delton's toys as his own.

Tino "Abdul" Barleycorn
He is pictured here doing what he does best: laying around.

Our Goal in Life
This is those weird people who have 17 kids. 1 Down and 16 to go.